miss you • calum hood •

january 17

A/N: soo if u rlly read my book lol um you would know that i said calum has been in florida for three months bUt I CHANGeD iT sOoo its only been a few days, sorry for the sudden note !!! alright thts all luv yall

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[edited]
calum: 9:08pm online
isabella: 9:08am online

bam:

look!!1!!1!1¡¡!!!1!!1!!!

cal(endar): WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HE LOOKS SO CUTE DJKQISKQKUDKWBE OML

cal(endar): sam will officially be the death of me

bam: i know u miss him so i thought why not make u jealous

cal(endar): yOu knOw i cAnT hAvE a dOg bELLA SJXKAIDL

bam: ;)

cal(endar): u know how much i hate u rn

bam: aw bb are u okay

cal(endar): im fine

bam: oh shit u hate me that much im so sorry

cal(endar): u suck

bam: dick

cal(endar): were u insulting me or finishing my sentence

bam: fuck u

cal(endar): oh

cal(endar): so u do suck dick ;)

bam: not urs though boomerang

(lol bringing back to the day calum leaked his nuDes)

cal(endar): you did not just call my dick a boomerang

bam: oh but i did

bam: like remember that time u were sexting this girl

cal(endar): bella istg stop

bam: and then u accidentally sent me a video of ur boomerang instead of sending it to her

cal(endar): ffs bella i hate u so much rn IT WAS on ACCIdenT

bam: it still looked like a boomerang boner boy

bam: wow that was a mouthful

bam: oh wait ofc its not ur dick is like what a caterpillar?

cal(endar): HEY

cal(endar): MY DICK ISNT THAT SMALL im changing ur name to bitch

bitch: shouldve called me boomerang but bitch works too

cal(endar): could ugly work too?

bitch: um no bc im not

bitch: im the most hottest thing ever

cal(endar): i thought the sun was

bitch: sam no longer likes u

cal(endar): aw :-(((( bUt i nEver sAid anYthinG aboUt hiM???

bitch: exactly

cal(endar): u knw what

cal(endar): when we're both older and we both don't have a wife or a husband

bitch: we get married to each other?

cal(endar): ew what no i was about to say

cal(endar): that u should marry sam since u a are a bitch and a bitch is a female dog and sam's a dog so ya marry him

bitch: ruin the whole romantic mood:(

cal(endar): there was no mood

bitch: i have to go

cal(endar): did i upset u? im sorry bella bb :-(

bitch: no no i just

bitch: i need to get going

cal(endar): oh

cal(endar): ok. talk to u tomorrow bella

bitch: bye calum :)

cal(endar): i love u

bitch: i love u more

calum: 9:33pm offline
isabella: 9:33am offline

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HOPE U GUYS LIKE IT I TRIED IT WAS SHORT NEXT CHAPTER WILL B INTERESTING I PROMISE HOPEFULLY LOL OKAY ILY -A.A