(Okay, so just letting you guys know that this is a comedy . It is not suppose to be serious, and it is not meant to be mean. If you are sensitive to jokes, then I suggest you don't read this. There are many fanfiction writers that I'm sure write very well. Once again, this was meant to be funny, not offensive. Anyways, enjoy! ^_^)
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Gloom. Most people called her X-Ray, although there was no reason why. She was bullied, and abused by her parents and her classmates and her teachers too. She had depression, mood swings, and wanted to run away. She had black hair, that with wicked tons of money she stole from her parent's purse, was able to put neon yellow, green, and blue streams of hair in. She put it in two ponytails, and her parents somehow did not notice because they were inferior to her supreme power. She had neon pink eyes that were kawaii big. She wore rainbow colored clown dresses to school that she drew black sharpie all over because she only wanted the color in her hair. Her parents made her wear the suit in order to humiliate her in front of the world because they loved their 16 year old daughter so much they turned into the most evillest of people.
There was a day when she came home and both of her parents were drunk and evil forever because they were evil people and they yelled at her because they were angry about something at work that they didn't have and they were running out of money and it was all her fault because she bought hair dye. Then, the father came over and...............SLAPPED HER!
He freaking slapped her. There was no other more evil abuse than that! He slapped her. He freaking slap ped her! You don't do that to a child! He slapped her! He freaking slapped her! Slapped her I tell you! She was the most beautiful angel and he freaking slapped her! Anyways they then locked her in her room with tons of scary stuff like spiders, cob webs, and bats.
She cried in her pillow, and then a man crawled through her window that was two stories high. He had a bloody s mile and a knife as he neared her she went up and kissed him. Then a guy jumped through her tv and wanted to kill her but she touched his face and was like, "Do not cry." Then some more guys crawled into her house by the open window like a pile of ants. They all fell in love with her unimaginable beauty, that they dumped their girl friends and took her to their house. which was filled with dudes and an 8 year old girl.
They put her through the 'test' and even though she had NO experience at all she did better then any of the men and took down the enemies like a boss. She then went over to attack her parents because they were very very very very very super dooper evil. She remembered all the dark time between their relationship, when they bought her vanilla cake instead of chocolate because she told them to get chocolate cake but they got vanilla instead because they are evil and they wanted her to suffer on her birthday. She remembered the time when they told her to take out the trash and the times when they made her go to school. Dark, dark times.
Then they had a party and then they began to target other random people because why not. Then they got married and had children and RULED THE WORLD!!!!!!!!
She was also called TicciGloomX-rayDrownedPizzas649TheKiller
Just cause.
(XD I'm so sorry if this offended you in any way. I just wrote this for fun. It is not meant to be offensive in anyways
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A Creepypasta Fanfiction (comedy)
Short Story(WARNING: This was meant to be a parody. It was purposely written to be funny. If you are sensitive to jokes, then I do not recomend reading this. This was written to be fun, it was not meant to be mean. Now that it's said, hope you enjoy!) Gloom wa...
