Harry Potter Facebook Chats

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Draco has updated his status to: I hate witches (except for my mom)!

Hermione: ._.

Draco: What?!? You have a problem with my opinion

Hermione: Oh my gawd, what is the sitch, you are a bitch, and I am a witch *points wand at Draco and says killing curse* I hit you with a spell you're dead

Draco: no I'm not

Hermione: look behind you

Draco: oh my lord

Hermione: *grabs knife and tears Draco's heart* (tear, that means she grabbed his heart from his chest and tore it apart)

Harry: I guess you could say you tore his heart apart </3 now he's heartbroken

Ron: hwar hwar hwar hwar hwar

Harry: hwar hwar hwar hwar

Ginny: hwar hwar hwar hwar

Neville: hwar hwar hwar hwar hwar hwar

Luna: hwar hwar hwar hwar hwar

Snape: NOT FUNNY!! MY POOR DRACO!!

Hermione: hwar hwar hwar hwar hwar hwar

Lavender: I'm surrounded my idiots

Ron: I think she means we're surrounded by an idiot, which is her

Lavender: IM STILL HERE!!

Voldemort: admit it, lavender. No one likes you.

Lavender: they like me more than you. Who do you like better?

Harry: Voldemort

Ron: Voldemort

Hermione: Voldemort

Dumbledore: Voldemort

Snape: Voldemort

Neville: Voldemort

Ginny: Voldemort

Luna: Voldemort

Lavender: I hate you all (I still over you won won)

Lavender Brown has logged off