Ben: hey fucktards
Toby: couldn't of said it nicer...
Ring...Ring!
Jeff: Ben, go pick up the phone.
Ben: why me?
Toby: I'm trying to fix Jeff.
Ben: what's up with him?
Toby: he tried to date a pedophile octopus.
Ben: oh... I'll get the phone. *brings phone to room* SUP BITCH THIS IS DA BEN BABYSITTING SERVICE, HOW MAY I HELP YOU
Caller: THIS IS SANS I NEED A FUCKING BABYSITTER
Ben: WHAT'S THE RETARDS NAME
Caller: SALLY
Ben: BRING HER TO ME *Puts phone down*
Toby: Who called?
Ben: someone that needs help from 'DA BEN BABYSITTING SERVICE'
Toby: ITS NOT CALLED THAT
Ben: YES IT IS KNOW WE HAVE A RETARD TO BABYSIT
Meanwhile...
Hoodie: sup bitches what we watching for movie night?
Masky: Barbie: The Magic Pony
Ben: *barbie senses tingle* Wha- BARBIE!!!!!!!!! *Front flips down the stairs and tapes everyones mouth shut* SHUT THE FUCK UP *sings barbie theme song*
Ding dong!
Ben: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! *Opens door* COME HERE SALLY!
Sally in thought: where the fuck am I?
Ben: HERE PLAY WITH THIS *passes dildo and meth* BARBIE IM BAAAAAAAAACK!
Toby: Is the bab- BEN WHY DID YOU GIVE THE BABY A DILDO AND SOME DRUGS
Ben: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO WATCH BARBIE!
E.J (Eyeless Jack) : DONT CHEW ON THE DIL-
Ben: *shoots E.J) FUCK OFF
Toby: GET IN YOUR FUCKING CAGE BEN
Ben: *pulls out shotgun* I WONT HESITATE BITCH
Toby: YOU FUCKING DARE
Sally: *pulls out rocket launcher* BOTH OF YOU GET IN YOUR FUCKING CAGES OR ILL BLOW THIS HOUSE TO SHREDS
Toby & Ben: HOLY SHIT *runs in cage*
Sally: Time to watch some hardcore porn.
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Day In The Life Of Creepypasta
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