If you are new to earth, I would like to say:
"Welcome to earth! Have a lovely stay! I can assure you that this planet is absolutely frogging fantastic!"
But of course, that last sentence is a lie.
You see, this planet, Earth, would probably be shamed upon for many years if any alien form had discovered it. We would be the laughing stock of Our Solar System, The Milky Way, The Universe in fact.
This is, fellow earthlings (or non-earthlings), why I must complain and protest and rant about this world. Because of the patheticness of it. I'm honestly ashamed of us, we should be better. But, sadly, that isn't us. The better species. We are, in fact, the worst species (sorry to offend you earthlings).
Maybe, if I protest enough about the cons of humans, then maybe, just maybe, it might make a difference.
Which is why I will be ranting to you all today. And because it is good to let out my anger. And it would be funny to found out that offended you. Wait, no. I wouldn't laugh straight away at least. I'm not insensitive I'll have you know. In fact, if anything, I AM sensitive. Yeah, I'm a wimp, don't judge me.
Hopfully, these rants will help me to become a better person in life. Inspiring, non-wimpish, and less sensitive.
So, that is basically what I'm gonna do.
Peace guys!
Btw dedication to sakshi16 for the AMAZEBALLS cover.
