The Truth About Guys

I have become acutely aware that girls are constantly trying to figure out what guys want just as much as guys are trying to figure out what girls want. So in my desperate attempt to help you out, I have created a list to better explain the minds of most guys. :)

Firstly, yes, we have feelings and are perfectly capable of being hurt. Us male's just tend to prefer to not talk about it as girls always read too much into everything. Please do not take offence to this, I am merely stating my opinion on the situation as I have had my fair share of relationships that have failed.

Secondly, we literally never even notice whether a girl has a thigh gap or not. Never have I ever looked at at girl and said 'she doesn't have a thigh gap so she isn't beautiful' and vice versa. You are all beautiful in one way or another, have some confidence, it's sexy. ;)

Thirdly, and I cannot stress this enough, we don't care if you're not wearing makeup. If we are with you then we are obviously attracted to you in some way and I can almost guarantee it's not your makeup. And please, think twice before you decide to cake your face in makeup because let's face it, that shit just gets in the way and there is no way it's good for your skin. Nobody wants to kiss you when you're the colour of the sunset in the Sahara desert. 

Fourth, when we say say we are going out with the lads for a bit we are in fact going out with the lads and not cheating on you. And being accused of something you're not doing and never would do is a total turn off. 

Lastly, don't be fake! This is so so soo important and often overlooked by most girls, but we can completely tell when you are bullshitting us. Pretending to be interested in something you're not just so we like will do the exact opposite. Be real with us, tell us about things you are actually interested in because more often than not we will have at least one thing in common, and that's just at least.

I could probably go on forever about different little things but that would be cheating ;) You have to do some work yourself after all.