The tired ramblings of Damen

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I'm really tired. I've not any idea why I'm writing this. It's so late. Like so late that the moon's butt is brighter than the sky. That made sense in my head. Does the moon have a butt? I feel bad for it if it doesn't have a butt. Like, what if it had a boyfriend and it was the uke? How would it do stuff? Would they just collide in space as a way of moon love? Wait, what gender is the moon ? It could be any gender. I'm all for a transgender moon. #transmoon. I think my leopard gecko is transgender. It's a girl and I put it in a pink cave but it didn't eat until I put it in a blue cage. I named it Alex because I don't wanna offend it's feelings and Alex is gender neutral. Do lizards even have feelings? Oh god. What if it doesn't have feelings? What if Alex doesn't know about anything. Maybe Alex doesn't have a mind. I wonder what goes on in lizard's heads. Like, ""there's a bug! Zap!" "I'm gonna poo in my water bowl so that my owner has to clean it!" Lizards are a bit annoying, actually. I have a ton of them. Bearded dragons, named Spike, Natsu, and Thorn. Leopard geckos, named Oli, Alex, Velvet, Gloria, and Deadpool. Also a crested gecko named Ghost. I used to have a chameleon named Gamzee but he committed suicide. Other than lizards, I have two snekes, I mean snakes, they don't have names because they're just creepy tails with faces. I have a ton is fishes. Like 23. None of them have names. Except Nemo. Nemo's my favorite. I've got two cats. Max and Ali-Cat (get it? Allie cat? No?) and two dogs, Gizmo and Hank. Gizmo is my favorite of all of them. His nickname is Cerberus. He's a little puppy. A bugg. Not an actual bug. He's not got 6 legs. He's a pug-Boston terrier and as Daz Games once said, "ADORABLE!" :D