[Rey has entered the chat]
Rey: Woah- What is this monstrosity?
Finn: I DUNNO BUT ITS PRETTY COOL: P.S I'M STUCK ON CAPS-LOCK AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO UN-CAP IT.
Rey: Wait, Finn? How long have you been on here?
Finn: FOUR HOURS!
[Poe Dameron has entered the chat]
Poe Dameron: What the heck? Where am I? What is this?
Rey: I've been thinking the exact same thing!
Poe Dameron: Oh hey good lookin'. How long have you been here?
Rey: Just no, Poe, and about 2 minutes. Finn's here too, but he's stuck in something called 'caps-lock'
Finn: HEEELLLPPPP MEEEEEEEE!
Poe Dameron: Ummm... O-K, then, I just don't understand this thing we're on.
Rey: I know! It came with a pad with letters on the back, but the keys are too small.
Poe Dameron: I know right! I think the ceiling is talking to me though, and now I'm scared.
Rey: Really? What did it say?
Poe Dameron: *In annoying womans voice* Would you like to use talk-to-text?
Finn: NAH BRO. THATS NOT THE CEILING. THATS SIRI, SHE IS THE FRIEND ON YOUR DEVICE.
Rey: How do you know these things?
Finn: I HAVE MY WAYS ;)
[General Leia has entered the chat]
General Leia: Resistance!
Rey: General! How can I be in need of your assistance?
Finn: LOL YOU SOUND LIKE SIRI.
Poe Dameron: Princess! How's it hanging?
Finn: I AM SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW!
General Leia: Hello. Poe-stop, Finn turn caps-lock off, it's annoying.
Finn: I CAN'T. THE CAPS-LOCK MONSTER IS GOING TO EAT MY SOULLL!
General Leia: Lord help me.. Anyway, I just wanted to take the time to tell you-
Poe Dameron: The First Order have destroyed more planets?
General Leia: No, liste-
Rey: We're being attacked?
General Leia: Just listen fo-
Finn: DARTH ANAKIN VADER CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD?
[Darth Vader force ghost has entered the chat]
Darth Vader force ghost: HELL YEAH I HAVE!
Rey: Arh! Quick, grab your lightsabers and prepare to fight!
Poe Dameron: Whatever, see you in hiding! I'll be under my bed with my X-wing cuddly toy pooping myself if you need me!
Finn: OH HELL TO THE NO! DARTH VADER IS EVIL!!!!!
General Leia: No Finn, he is actually goo-
Finn: THAT'S IT, I'M GONNA BE COWERING IN TATOOINE. SEE YOU LATER ALLIGATOR!
[Darth Vador force ghost has changed his name to Han Solo]
Han Solo: Guys, chill. It's just me. You've been Solo'd motherfuckers!
[Han Solo has left the chat]
Rey: I'm confused and he swore!
Poe Dameron: LANGUAGE!
Finn: BRO, YOU'RE NOT CAPTAIN AMERICA!
General Leia: I'm still here-
Poe Dameron: Who's Captain America?
Finn: HE'S THIS SUPER COOL GUY WHO CAN RIP THINGS APART WITH GUS BARE HANDS!
Poe Dameron: He sounds pretty awe-
[General Leia has locked the chat]
General Leia: JESUS CHRIST! Will you annoying little children just listen for a second? God.
[General Leia has unlocked the chat]
Rey: I apologise, but it was their fault!
General Leia: Look, all I was going to say is that this thing that you are on is called a chat room. You can all chat on it when you are not working or basically any time you're free. That was literally all I had to say. *Sigh*, you people
[General Leia has left the chat]
Poe Dameron: Wow. I think we really pissed Leia off.
Rey: You don't say...
Finn: AH, WELL. I'VE GOTTA GO AND SORT OUT THIS STUPID CAPS-LOCK THING ANYWAY, BYE MA PEEPS!
[Finn has left the chat]
Rey: Me too, I've gotta find BB-8. He rolled off somewhere and now I can't find him.
[Rey has left the chat]
Poe Dameron: Wait, where did everybody go? Now I'm talking to myself. Well this is awkward...
[Poe Dameron has left the chat]
[A/N]
Well guys, I hope you enjoyed my first part of Star Wars: The Chatroom Awakens. I will be doing part 2 tomorrow or now lol. BYEEEEEEE
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