The First Six Rules Of Life
1) If you beat-up your friend they will not like you anymore.
2) If you commit a crime, the police will not think its "funny"
3) I don't care what you say it DOES NOT taste like chicken!
4) I will only say this once THE MOON IS NOT MADE OF CHEESE!
5) Homework is not that important people forget it when it's done.
6) Nobody wants to hear the "Why did the chicken cross the road" joke, we all know it's "to get to the other side"
