As I am writing this, we are all gathered here. Sitting in room 401. AP World. We banded together in order to survive this wretched class. Together, we created the AP Squid Squad.
First is Sydni. The smartest most elite member of AP Squid Squad. All the rest of us are idiots. She knows all. She's chewing gum right now. One time Sydni let me borrow her gloves because my hands were cold. She plays softball. Sydni is the sporty one. Sydni super duper loves anime and any kind of music. I love Sydni.
Next is Ajia. She's just plain weird. Always being so random. What is up with that. She's obsessed with Justin Bieber. She's even going to see him in concert soon. One direction too. She loves that country music and she even knew the country singer who's on the bracelet that I found in my driveway.
Then there's Becca. The cool emo one. Becca's music taste ranges from Disney songs to the most emo songs ever. It's actually amazing. Her outfits always be on fleek. She's really good at drawing and she does lots of art. She just made a really pretty thing with song lyrics. Basically, Becca is tumblr af.
Who could forget Dominic. He's currently being a jerk. He said my hair felt gross. In reality he has the gross hair. He does track. He's only half in the Squid Squad. He only sits by us when we aren't doing important projects. Then he sits by other smart people. Sometimes I get better grades than him. That's how I tell if I did good on something. If I get a close grade to Dom, I did great.
And then there's me. I have blue hair. I'm really cool. Everyone likes me. Just kidding, not even I like me. But it's okay, I manage. I like to read and write what is the wattpad equivalent of shitposting. I meme pretty much all day. I make finger guns with almost everything I say. Im making finger guns right now.
Together, we just might be able to survive this class. But the real questions is, can we pass the AP Test? Probably not, but it's worth a damn shot.