Star Wars Chat Room

Kylo the Troll

[Poe Dameron has entered the chat]

[Rey has entered the chat]

[Finn has entered the chat]

Poe Dameron: Dude, noooooo waaayyyyyyy

Finn: WHAT IS IT, BRO?

Poe Dameron: You can change your name to whatever you want on this thing!

Rey: That's pretty cool! Really, Finn? Still on caps-lock?

Finn: I'M PRETTY SURE SOMEONES POSSESSED MY DEVICE!

[Poe Dameron has changed his name to Poe daaaa beast] 

Poe daaaa beast: Pretty awesome, right?!

Rey: Wow, Poe... Poe daaaa beast? Really?

Finn: BRO, HOW DID YOU DO THAT????

Rey: Finn, I swear I'm going to break your device in a minute! Seriously, just turn caps-lock off!

Finn: I CANT. I AM POSSESSED BY THE CAPS-LOCK DEMON!

Rey: That's it. C-3PO!

[C-3PO has entered the chat]

C-3PO: Yes, Mistress Rey. How can I be of assistance?

Rey: Fix Finn's device or I swear I am going to throw it and him against a wall.

C-3PO: Of course, Mistress.

Finn: HEY!

C-3PO: Ah, I see the problem, Mistress. Master Finn has been using talk-to-text.

Rey: Wait. What? So you mean he's been talking all this time?

C-3PO: Yes, Mistress.

Poe daaaa beast: Oh, haha! Now that's funny!

Rey: But why was it all in capitals and why is it all so accurate?

C-3PO: Because he's been shouting into the device, Mistress.

Finn: AND ITS BECAUSE I HAVE A SILKY, SMOOTH, LUSCIOUS  VOICE!

Rey: Finn.

          No.

        Thanks, C-3PO.

C-3PO: Glad to be of help, Mistress. I have fixed Master Finn's device so he is now using the key pad.

[C-3PO has left the chat]

Rey: Well. Praise the lord that's over.

Finn: Finally! My soul has been released!

Rey: Sometimes I question why I'm even friends with you.

Finn: Because, I'm the good lookin' one. The man of your drreeeaaammssss.

Poe daaaa beast: I think you'll find I'm the better looking one of the bunch.

Rey: Oh dear lord, help me.

Finn: Whatever, but seriously. How did you change your name?

Poe daaaa beast: Go to your profile and click on the pencil symbol in the top right-hand corner. You can edit your name there.  

[Finn has changed his name to /Error/]

/Error/: Did it work?

Poe daaaa beast: Umm, no. Try agadgoivjsdfbopsdbf

Rey: What the hecfspihbjpfdonk

Finn: sdgklnerilhkbjerhbodfhbjepdfjkg

[11_25_12_15_18_5_14 has overridden the software]

Poetheho: What the frick was tha- wait. Who changed my name to Poetheho? 

PettylittlePrincess: Urh! I'm going to kill whoever did this! And I'm not petty! 

Finnthebin: Just because my name rhymes with bin does not give you the right to give me a nickname after it, idiot!

11_25_12_15_18_5_14: Hahaha! Pathetic mortals! You shall all perish at my feet!

PettylittlePrincess: *sigh* I know that's you, Kylo

11_25_12_15_18_5_14: Whaaatttt?? What do you mean??? Who is this handsome Kylo you speak of?

PettylittlePrincess: Duh. Those numbers mean every letter of your name. I'm not stupid

11_25_12_15_18_5_14: Ummmmmm... Nope. Nu- uh. My name is um... Matt. I'm a radar technician.

Finnthebin: Han Solo just saw you laughing at a screen on your own in a broom cupboard. Oh yeah, your dad said he was totally gonna destroy Starkiller Base. Just thought I'd let you know.

[11_25_12_15_18_5_14 has changed his name to Kylo Ren]

Kylo Ren: Dammit. I thought that number idea was really goo- Wait, WHAT??!!! MY DAD IS HERE??!!!!

[Han Solo has entered the chat]

Han Solo: Ben, you little shit. Change their names or I'll blow your stupid Knights of Ren cheerleading squad up in seconds.

Kylo Ren: But, daaaaaaaadddddd :(

Han Solo: No buts. Your mother will be hearing about this.

Kylo Ren: *Huffs* fine.

Rey: Thank you very much you little piece of-

Poe Dameron: Rey! Calm down!

Finn: I'm not a bin!

Poe Dameron: You have to admit that was pretty funny.

Kylo Ren: ;)

Finn: At least I'm not a ho.

Poe Dameron: :(

Han Solo: You've crossed over the line, Ben! No technology for a week.

Kylo Ren: Urrhhhh. I hate you so much.

[Han Solo has kicked Kylo Ren out of the chat]

Han Solo: Sorry, guys. He definitely takes after his mother.

Poe Dameron: Ooooooo. Burn!

[General Leia has entered the chat]

General Leia: I heard their was an override- um, Han. What's this about Ben taking after me?

Han Solo: Oh, ummmm. Hi, honey. I've gotta go and run some chores. BYE!!!!

[Han Solo has left the chat]

General Leia: You all knew about this, didn't you?

[Rey has left the chat]

[Poe Dameron has left the chat]

[Finn has left the chat]

[A/N]

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