Drayton Manor Hell School

Introductions

Hi! I'm Mikey and I go to Drayton Manor Hell School. Um...I guess I should tell you about myself. I'm 14, I'm a hybrid of a vampire (my mother) and a demon (my father) and I guess I am what you would call the "emo" of my school.

There aren't many hybrids at our school because down here (Hell) everyone is suppose to marry another of there own race. Because I'm not part of a "pure" race I'm usually the target of insults and worse at the school. But before I get into what my school life is like let me tell you who attends Drayton Manor Hell School. First we've got the fakes. Their names are Talia and Kira and I call them the fakes because they wear so much makeup that they've lost their undead flare. They're vampires and all the guys are  in love with them! well thats what they think anyway. Everyone says that they are the most beautiful girls they have ever set their eyes on whenever they're around but I hear whispers of people calling them hags and comparing them to the infamous Jaynee sisters. Everyone knows the Jaynee sisters for being the ugliest creatures hell has ever seen! I also call Talia and Kira hag, but only because it's true!

Next we have the male species of chav. This group is mainly made up of goblins and trolls. I'm guessing that's pretty self explanatory. They're all brawl no brain, never do their school/home work and just argue with teachers. They basically breath football and drool over girls that they can't get *cough cough* all of them. There are a few demons in that group but they are actually the worst out of all of them. They go around thinking that they're all that and that they can have anyone they want, but they can't! That fact just doesn't seem to compute in their tiny brains.

The female chavs. The female chavs are the absolute worst! All they do is gossip, whore themselves out and chat rubbish about one another yet still pretend to all be friends. You can see these girls just about everywhere and they are usually easy to recognise due to their chest crushingly tight crop tops and unreasonably short skirts. I'm convinced that everyday before they leave their houses they smash their faces into about four cosmetic boxes. But hey, I can't talk. If you saw the amount of eyeliner I put on everyday you'd think me a hypocrite! The female chav group is made up mainly of vampires, witches and demons. Notice that there are no ghosts, zombies or hybrids. If you are see through, have rotting flesh or just aren't pure then sorry my friend, no dead-gone-living makeover for you!

Then there's the nerds. Now there aren't many nerds (that I know of) but we do have two girls. Their names are Jane and Doe and they're both zombies, but the way their minds work you would never of guessed it. Well I mean you would of because of the blood and the flesh falling off their bodies, but if you couldn't see them (or smell them) then you never would of guessed it.

Finally we have my friends. First we've got Jade. She's a werewolf and she's also my best friend! We do practically everything together and you can hardly get one of us on our own (unless I've been beaten up or shoved into a locker). Next there's Amelia and Charlie, they're both ghosts and they're almost as inseparable as me and Jade. Being a Ghost down here is kind of strange because it means that they were once alive, unlike the rest of us. Amelia and Charlie were both murdered coming back from a party on halloween night almost three years ago. It's great that we've got them as friends because we can't go to the land of the living unless we are called so we've got them to tell us what it's like!

That's all for now, I mean there's more but I'll tell you about them later. Wouldn't want to bore you with too many introductions now would I!

A/N So hey I hope you enjoyed this chapter and want to carry on reading! I keep weird times so if I don't upload for a while I am truly sorry, but I'll try to upload as much as possible!