Dear that one girl,
Hi welcome to society bitch, I would like to give you a warm welcome. I don't know if you got the news letter because of your new address, but let me just clear some things up because you didn't read it.
We follow a few rules here that may be a little hard for you to understand, and well if you want to not get chased out by the towns people, you might want to follow.
Number one: We have no mayor in this town which means you can't waltz in here thinking were going to elect your dumbass. We do not have a voting process, and we certainly do not have someone who is better than them all.
Number two: We don't mean to be rude but we don't have a house for everyone that comes, and when someone visits your house. Like maybe an old friend or something like that. We mean visit. No extra long stays, or anything like that.
Number three: When we are having towns meetings we ask that everyone is there, because got forbid we hurt your precious little feelings when you don't get the memo about the "Getaway" That friday.
Number four: Were a small town so everyone knows everyone. We would very much appriciate it if you didn't walk in trying to seperate us.
Number five: We thought you had some maners until now, you see when someone gets a new "Mate" we ask that you stay the hell away from them. Every now and again you can ask for sugar, or maybe even get some coffee, but lay a pinky on them infront of us and we will chase you out.
Number six: When you decide that you hurt everyone in the town enough, like you've burnt a few houses down, you've killed a couple of animals already. Then please tell us your leaving and never come back.
Number seven: Make up your mind, you can't pick one house and kick someone else out of their house, to only change your mind again once that person has gotten comfortable. You like a house stay in that house, or sleep on the streets for all I care.
Remeber the sooner you follow these rules especially number six then we can go back to being a peaceful town
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Lets Just Watch It Wander
RandomMy mind is full of thoughts that could harm me and you. So let's just watch it wander. Most of these are offensive.
