Fools ~ JB fanfiction

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A/N the text not in bold is sent from Tilly, the texts are also read by her, but I put her name in case anyone got confused :)

Unknown number: Babeeeeeee

Unknown number: Babes?

Unknown number: Babe?

Tilly: ?

Unknown number: Ayyyy!

Unknown number: You replied!

Unknown number: We met at that club

Unknown number: I think

Tilly: Are you drunk?

Unknown number: Shit faced

Tilly: Lovely

Tilly: Wait, what's your name?

Unknown number: Jydtun

Unknown number: *Jisrsn

Unknown number: **Kustin

Unknown number: Screw it, I'm a hot ass mf

Tilly: I saved your contact as Shit Faced mf

Shit Faced mf: :(

Tilly: Welcome :)

Shit Faced mf: :(

Tilly: :)

Shit Faced mf: :(

Tilly: :)

Shit Faced mf: :(

Tilly: :)

Shit Faced mf: :(

Shit Faced mf: I saved your name as meanie

Tilly: Child much? ;)

SFmf (A/N I abbreviated it because I cba to write it out loads :)) : You love me really ;)

Tilly: Hahaha, I don't know anything about you, I don't even know your name, and vice versa

SFmf: 21 questions?

Tilly: As long as it doesn't get sexual

SFmf: No promises ;)

Tilly: Not funny, but I get to start

SFmf: Fine, and I am funny. A man went to the zoo, but all there was was a dog. It was a shih Tzu

Tilly: Umm.. sure

Tilly: You still there, it's been ten minutes?

SFmf: Sorry, I was laughing at my joke, then my friend came over, then he laughed at me, because I was kinda purple from laughing, so he told me I was purple, then I said, "What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe man," then I laughed more, then he left me

Tilly: You okay now then?

SFmf: Give me a sec

SFmf: YEAH, I'M FINE NOW, LET'S START

Tilly: Turn caps lock off

SFmf: Sorry x

Tilly: It's fine

Tilly: Most embarrassing moment in your life?

SFmf: Uh, I've done lots in my life in front of people, but I once shat at an ex-girlfriends birthday party, but I was too scared to admit anything so I walked round with poop in my pants all day, there was no toilet

Tilly: Ew, that why you broke up?

SFmf: Partly, yeah

Tilly: Hahaha

SFmf: My go, what's your name?

Tilly: How do I know you're not  a creepy old peado?

SFmf: Uh, I make funny jokes, old people don't know the joys of pole dancing, they only pole they use is the safety one to get out the tub

SFmf: And should I be offended?

Tilly: Funny, and you shouldn't be offended

Tilly: I think

SFmf: Name?

Tilly: Tilly

SFmf: That's pretty, ooh, it's like Tilly Hutchings, she's hawt

Tilly: Uh, okay

SFmf: I'm honest, and to be fair, you're lying if you say you wouldn't make out with her, no matter your sexuality

Tilly: Nah, she seems like a bit of a bitch

Tilly: I need to go soon, but one last question, what's your name? I'm bored of seeing SFmf pop up on my screen

SFmf: Do you have to go? I like this conversation. And Justin, Justin Bieber

Tilly: That's funny, if you're JB I'm TH

JB: Is it too late to say sorry now?

Tilly: I'm leaving

JB: Are we an item? Girl quit playin'

JB: We're just friends, what are you sayin'?

JB: Tilly?

JB: Till?

JB: Baby?

JB: Baby?

JB: Baby?

JB: Oh

JB: Kay bye TH

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A/N This is a brand new book, if anyone's wondering (ur probs not) I will be uploading chapters a similar length to this every week-ish, but I want to upload about twice a week, you might get more or less. Tell me what direction you want this to go in, what you want in it, and thank you for reading!

Sorry if this sucked ;P