Chapter 1
Cliffo69: CALUM I swear to god, if u don't shutup I will cut ur balls off
Hemmonator: umm hello???
Cliffo69: calum?
Hemmonator: uh no this is Luke...
Cliffo69: OHMYGOSH HAHAHHAHA
Hemmonator: –____–
Cliffo69: wanna have sex?
Hemmonator: WTF UDIKDHDJDMKSCKAKS
Cliffo69: I mean.....
Hemmonator: ....
Cliffo69: ........
Hemmonator: whale this is awkward
Cliffo69: r00d
Hemmonator: wait, is this Michael? As in MiChEaL ClIFfORd
Cliffo69: yes????
Hemmonator: I have to go...
Cliffo69: wAIt DONT LEAAVVEE MEEE
Cliffo69: hello?
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A/N Welcome to "Muke Texts" where basically we get a little insight on how my fked up brain sees muke... Texting... Wow shocker
