| The Confessions of a cake shipper |

AU PROMPTS

Okie so really this is for any ship but we're all cake trash so let's be real we're all gonna think of cake.

i love love love reading of all the ideas for stories and one shots that i have no motivation to write, but maybe yall will!

These are either my ideas or from tumblr, comment on the ones you think are gr8.

plus they're hella cute, lets go (:

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•  "which asshole hadn't returned the dvd i want yet" au

• met on omegle, Au

•  "i think your dog likes my dog" au

• beat the crap out of each other in online multiplayer, Au

• kissed them as a distraction while stealing their wallet, Au

• mail keeps coming to the wrong address, Au

• 'hey bastard this store is already closed, oh wait you're hot never mind, please do come in.' Au

• 'i am on the verge of tears because of a rude customer and you step in and stand up for me' au

• 'why does this COST TEN DOLLARS THIS IS AN OUTRAGE' au

• i work late and your restaurant is the only one that delivers at 2am, Au

• 'the portrait you painted of me in school is now super famous' Au

• ' i brought kids to your house for trick or treat and you didn't have any candy' Au

• "i know this is awkward, my friend saw that i was alone at the dance and they pulled you over to dance with me and i'm sorry" Au

• 'i tried to use self check out when buying lube and it froze helplessly and you were the employee to come and help me' Au 

• ' i work as a florist and and every day you walk i, buy one flower and give it to me' Au

• ' i am a flight attendant and you're accidentally hitting the call button every 5 minuets so you're lucky you're cute' Au

• 'you're sitting in the booth i always sit in and you refuse to leave but i refuse to let you have it so we end up sharing a booth' Au

• 'we both are hardcore shippers of the same Otp and bond over writing fanfiction and watching edits together' Au

• 'hi sorry i live below you and i hear your dog running around and barking all the time and...no no it's fine i was just hoping i could pet it??' Au [oKAY, ACTUALLY CALUM THO]

• 'we're parent chaperones on the class field trip to a huge museum and somehow we got separated from the group??' Au

• 'you're the only person who can do my elaborate stage makeup so every night you spend half an hour in close proximity to my face and i am distressed.' Au

• 'we're in the same band but i am fake dating a vegetable to hide my gayness from the world' Au [did you mean: irl cake] sORRY IM NOT FUNNY ADiOS

• 'i put salt in your coffee when you were in the bathroom and you drank it all and that's hardcore want to go out sometime?' Au

• 'sorry but this is the silent floor of the library and if you don't shut up i will yell at you and get us both kicked out' Au

• 'i thought those cookies were for the whole dorm but you needed them for class and now I'm baking a new batch with you' Au

• 'i had to get close to you because someone's payed me to kill you and fuck i wasn't supposed to end up liking you' Au

• 'the bus broke down near your house, i know we're not super close but i live three miles away and this storm is pretty horrible, can i stay after?' Au

• 'you probably don't remember but but you saved me from some bullies once in middle school and god damn it every year you just get hotter.' Au.

• Person B knowing they're undoubtedly going to die within the next few seconds, likely from the gaping wound they're bleeding out from. instead of calling for help, they phone person A and carry on a casual conversation as if nothing's wrong, making sure to mention how much they love them before their time runs out. Au

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the last one thO

i hoped that was cute???

i want these to all happen iRL BYE

~Des ❤️