Josh ate a apple. Then a cookie said he wanted the apple. Then a tiger playing a banjo killed them all and took the remains of the apple out of his stomach. Then after then the tiger noticed he didn't want the apple so he had the cookie go inside of his body and bring the apple chunks up and let josh have the apple back, but josh was unconsoius and dieing of blood loss so thats a problem. Then the tiger ran away and jumped off of the empire state building and fell into a vat of radioactive pudding.