social media • joseph morgan

chapter 1 || PRIVATE

>>quick note; I rly love Persia White, and completely ship her with Joseph but obviously she's not going to be a protagonist in this story :| <<

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dan, are you here yet?l

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I've been waiting for half an hour, is there a delay?

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dan?

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dan I went home

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phoebe's gonna come wait for you

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she's stuck in traffic

I'm sorry, I think you have  the wrong number. My name is not Dan.

unknown
wait who is this?

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dan if you're playing a trick on me, I swear...

unknown
where did u go?

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I know it's you dan

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we have a new originals chat- I'm adding you, k?

no wait!! I dk who Dan is but he's not me and what's an original chat? Also who are you?

unknown
wait- you're not dan?

unknown
this is awkward

no I'm Alyssa

hi

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I'm Joseph

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Morgan

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hey where did u go??

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Alyssa??

sorry, just dying over here

Joseph Morgan?

THE Joseph Morgan??!!

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yeah...

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srsly it's chill

CHILL?!

CHILL??

HOW IS IT CHILL?!

YOU'RE JOSEPH MORGAN!!

HOW THE FUCK IS IT CHILL?!

JOSEPH MORGAN?!
oh wow haha

JOSEPH MORGAN?!
how come you believe me anyway?

JOSEPH MORGAN?!
I could be pretending to be him

fine, prove it

send a selfie or something

JOSEPH MORGAN?!

hi

JOSEPH MORGAN?!
I could still be lying, y'know?

I think I believe you

but if you're Joseph Morgan

why are you talking to me??

I mean I know you thought I was 'dan' or something

but why are you still talking to me?

JOSEPH MORGAN?!
I'm not sure

JOSEPH MORGAN?!
talking is fun

JOSEPH MORGAN?!
and tbh you're probs nicer than half the people I actually know

JOSEPH MORGAN
your name sounds familiar- have we met?

probs not

I'm a journalist though

I write for the press

and some buzzfeed posts

maybe you read some stuff?

JOSEPH MORGAN?!
oh wait
you're the one with the German surname, right?

um

yeah

I guess

JOSEPH MORGAN?!
I think I read some of your stuff