NOTE: I'm @/kaitlynx27 on INSTA
NOTE: pinesol Paris noticed me
I was sad, I wanted to die, it was time.
I walked into my laundry room and saw the bleach. I walked up to it and started to open the cap.
"Hey, don't drink that." Said a mysterious voice.
"What the chicken nugget butt was that." I said.
"It's me fam." Said the voice again.
I turned around and saw it. Pinesol Paris.
"What the lickedy split!!!" I said
"Drink me instead. Bleach is so 26.6 seconds ago. Too mainstream." Said pinesol.
"Ok fam." I said.
I got out my phone and turned on front facing camera.
I started to to drink the pinesol and took a pic. I posted it. What could go wrong?
