Jack: Hello, fine people! And Merry Christmas!
Jacklyn: It's not Christmas, you nitwit!
Jack: *clears throat* Yes, well I would like it to be!
Jacklyn: Hello, residents of MY realm! Unlike Jack here, I LIKE Halloween and relish in my title of Pumpkin Queen.
Jack: Hey, I'm the Pumpkin King! There can only be one!
Jacklyn: Well, I'm sorry, but I just stole your title!
Jack: I'M the Pumpkin King!
Jacklyn: *pushes Jack* No you're not!
Jack: Yes I am!
(They're just going to keep fighting like this, so can you just ask them something, please? It never ends!).
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RandomJack: Are we supposed to write a description? Jacklyn: Duh, you imbecile! Sorry, he's not smart! Jack: Hey! Jacklyn: Just ask us some questions.
