That One Christmas Day

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Ok before we begin, I know it's not Christmas, but I'm feeling  Christmas-y today so enjoy my lovely dragons. Oh and I'm putting the ships I ship in here and idgaf if you don't like them ~Madoka
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Today was Christmas day and I, Terezi Pyrope, didn't want to party. But Dave and everyone dragged me along anyways. I sat there sipping some milk when Dave started singing Christmas carol's......with his own twist.

Dave: Jingle Bells
Dave: Karkat smells
Karkat: .....
Dave: your facing the wrong way. *taps Terezis shoulder*
Terezi: oh *turns around*
Dave: these beats are ill
Rose: so sick
Dave: unreal. And this guy can't get laid! *points to Eridan*
Terezi: SING IT AGAIN!
Karkat: can you not....

 And this guy can't get laid! *points to Eridan*Terezi: SING IT AGAIN!Karkat: can you not

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After that, Karkat chased Dave around for saying he smelled. I stood laughing, glad I did come. Someone tapped my shoulder as I turned around. "Under the mistletoe sis." Said a familiar voice. "Hold on." I said and reached up, soon touching the mistletoe. "Had to check." I mumbled. Gamzee leaned in and kissed me. Dirk shrugged and kissed Dave. Soon everyone was kissing someone except Kanaya, who just sat there and sipped her tea. This was the weirdest experience of Christmas. Then someone said Dave's sweater said "Where's the hoes at?" and I burst out laughing. I was drinking some apple juice then Dave came like a fucking ninja and stole it! "YOU CANT STEAL FROM THE BLIND!" I yelled. Dave then hesitantly gave me the apple juice back. "Thank you cool bro." I said and lightly punched Dave's arm. Then Dirk came and grabbed me and was like "DID YOU JUST PUNCH MY BRO!?" and I said "Chill bro I didn't do shit....Cuz I'm the Red Dragon..." I put on my dragon cape, grabbed my scalemates and left. That was the craziest party I've been to....

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This was probably complete and utter shit. Welp if I do decide to make more I will make sure it's better than this one. I was just bored. Damn. ~Madoka

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