Harry has updated his status to: A walrus has better spelling than you Voldy
Voldemort: wat duz yoy meeeen?
Hermione: ._.
Ron: oh no
Voldemort: wat du u hus agaiynsst meh?
Hermione: o.o *gets in car*
Voldemort: GOOZ OWAY FROOOM MYE HOOSE HEERMIONY!!
Hermione: *gives grammar and spelling book*
Voldemort: NOOOO! My vorst nytmare!
Hermione: *gasps* this is wonderful
Ron: oh no she's gonna kill you
Hermione: PUNISHMENT!! *hands Voldemort the Twilight series and plays Iggy Azalea rap album*
Voldemort: NUUUUUU
AN: sorry for the short chapter

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Harry Potter Facebook Chats
RandomHere are a bunch of Facebook Chats between Harry Potter Characters.