Eren and Armin were seated next to each other on a couch, watching whatever happened to be on tv. However, Eren was more focussed on the boy next to him than what was on the screen.
This is my chance to make a move, Eren thought to himself. Hesitantly, he initiated the classic 'making a move' and rested his arm on the back of the couch, behind Armin's shoulders. To Eren's slight surprise, the blond did nothing, and soon cuddled into Eren's side.
Eren's face went red, and he lightly let his arm rest over Armin's back. This isn't going so bad... maybe he does like me back...?
It was all ruined though when the slight sound of footsteps could be heard behind them. Before Eren could react, he felt something fall onto his head. He grabbed it to look at it, and was shocked.
It was a condom. And there were many condoms.
Him and Armin jumped apart, and looked back to see Mikasa staring down at them with her usual blank expression.
"Practice safe sex." She simply stated, then turned around and walked away.
Eren and Armin looked at each other with the same confused expression. "What the fuck?"
This was inspired by this one picture I found, it is beautiful.
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Eremin Stuff
FanfictionJust some basic-ass shitty oneshots with little to no thought put into them. This probably won't be updated often. -cover art not by me-