Before Melissa and I called/texted him, we did a few things. First thing- we went to the kitchen and grabbed some snacks. I grabbed the best food in the whole world, Cheetos. Melissa took some gummy bears and then went to my room. I followed her then flopped on my bed next to her. She brought her laptop and we went on Omegle, even though we're in middle school.
Sometimes Omegle can be a scary place. One time a 20 year old man asked to marry me. Another time, Melissa got hit on by a 50 year old man. Then there are the really creepy people who will show their junk to anyone... and I mean anyone. We had some great conversations then as we were logging off, we heard a knock at the door. It was Julia.
We let her in and told her that we were gonna call Oscar on Melissa's phone. She got really excited and joined in on the plan. We walked into my room after Julia greeted my mom and sat on the bed while Melissa took out her phone.
As she was unlocking her phone, I thought about if this was a good idea or not. It was around 6:30 and we were about to call my ex and I was gonna say really bad pick-up lines. After a moment of thinking, I realized that this was gonna be fun and totally not a bad idea.
I took out my phone and googled "bad pick-up lines". The results were amazing. Melissa started the call. "Riiiing... Riiiing... Rii- Hello?" Ah, what a beautiful voice, even through a phone. This was gonna be fun.
"Hey, Oscar, I have to tell you a few things." I said.
"Um, who are you? You don't sound like Melissa." That goof, doesn't he recognize my amazing voice?
"You know who I am. First question: do you have a raisin?" Oooo, this is gonna be good.
"Um... No. Why?" Tee hee.
"How about a date?" HAHAHAHAHA!
"Who is this? I have no idea who you are! Is this some kind of sick joke? Because I don't think this is very funny." Mmhmm, suuuure.
"If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a fineapple." LOL.
"What? Are you just saying pick-up lines? If so, then I bet I know who this is."
"If you were words on a paper, you'd be fine print."
"Are you a software update? Because not right now. Bye" Hey! That buttface just hung up on me! How rude! Oh well, maybe it's because of the Cheetos.
After the phone call ended, Melissa, Julia, and I decided to sing karaoke. We were all terrible (kinda). Melissa's in choir, but she didn't fell like singing in front of us, so she sounded like the seagull from The Little Mermaid. Julia was some-what good. I was obviously the best. Melissa sang Training Wheels by Melanie Martinez, Julia sang Ballad of Mona Lisa by Panic! At The Disco, and I sang Mad Hatter by Melanie Martinez. All 3 of us are fans of both.
Once were throats were dry, we got some chocolate milk and started playing Just Dance on the wii. Melissa won, but I think she cheated. We did 7 songs total, then we went to go put our pajamas on. Afterward, we spent 25 minutes writing fanfiction on Wattpad. We all have a lot of fun at my house because we basically do nothing interesting.
Once the 25 minutes were done, my mom told us to shut up and go to sleep, and that's what we did.
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A Stupid Girl In "Love"
Novela JuvenilA weird and awkward middle schooler named Danah was sitting next to an amazing guy named Oscar at lunch and then believes that they are in love when he doesn't even know her name. She tries very hard to catch his attention with help from her only 2...
