Diary of a blonde: well your average blonde

First of all this diary/book will have a lot of blonde jokes but in the end has Emma becoming her dream, and finishing her mission!

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Ok, so this is my life. I'm seventeen and well let's say your average, kinda teen. I love the shops and have a pure heart for fashion, all my life I have been spoiled and well let's see looked at differently. When I say looked at differently I mean when someone looks at me it is that woo reaction, i don't mind it but I don't love it either. My hip length blonde hair is dead straight, I have rosey red lips, sapphire blue eyes with long blonde lashes, and a curvey body, I guess you could say my appearance is well... Hot? At least that is how every boy sees me.




Boys POV: is that I'm a dumb gorgeousness blonde that is looking for troublE WRONG!







So back to me, I am head cheer leader and gym master And we'll school wise lets say I'm not a brainiac.




So anyway I thought I'd get you diary, to write my thoughts in. So many people say it is great, and well I guess you can help plan my life out.







DEAR DIARY;




I guess that is how you start out, right? Well anyways, I guess I'm gonna tell you why I have you.




All my life I have been treated like some sort of thing that us can prod at and I won react, and I would get into a bed with every man that walks this earth!

Stupid right, well that's my life so yeah cheers to all those who think the same*note the sarcasm*.




So anyway guess what I found this little quote and of course it revolves around blondes, ok so yes I'm not a besnius sometimes not average but I'm still me and I don't need some sort of crappy quote to tell me what to do in life or how I should be!!!!






















january:took new scarf back to the store because it was too tight




February:fired from pharmacy because i didnt print the lables..hello the bottles cant fit in the printer!




March:finally finished that jigsaw puzzle in 6 months, the box said 2-4 years!




April:stuck on an escalator for hours.. power went out!




May:tried to make kool-aid but hte directions were wrong 8 cups of water cant fit in that little packet




June:tried to go water skiing, couldn't find a lake with a slope




July:lost breast stroke competion, later on I realised competors cheated, they used there arms!




August:got locked out my car in a rain storm and the car got ruined because the top was down, well how am I to know that there is suppose to be a roof, they should have some sort of button!




September:The capital of california is "C" right?




October:hate m&m's they are so hard to peel




November:Baked turkey for 4 days the instructions said 1 hour per lbs. and i weigh 108




December:Couldn't call 911 there no 11 button on my phone







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Ok so this is just the prologue. What I couldn't find anything else yes it may be a bit cheesy and odd but this is just something that I know some people experience.

Pls tell me it's at least ok but anyway tell me your thoughts on how the story should be cause I have some ideas but not a full story.