Sou onec up on a time, dere was tree burds. dem burds wer all stronge and stufz. sou wun day dem burdiez wur liftink iorn and den Francez wuz liek hey we needz to get to da cafay to meat dem femenen burdz. and den ethen wuz liek nu wee neid cofey to get hipier. so dem burdz went to da cafay and got demselfs sum tee and den dem burdies met dem femenen burdz. dem femenen burdz wur lik hey boiz and dem burdz wur liek hey femenenen burdz. dey hoked up wiff echoda and went to da parrc. at da parrc dem burdz flewd around wiff dem batz and den der wuz a 'sposhun and dey ded.
thee endz.
