Sup,noobs.I was arguing with Darkclaw and she said that I should write a story.She never told me what it should be about,so Im just gonna write what I please >:)
Heres the good news:There will be blood and gore :)
Heres the bad news:Sky,Deadlox and Jason will be in it.
I might even include myself.....
Ok,now read.
_____________________________________________________
Ok so....once upon a time,there were three guys.
One was in a stupid blue space suit,one was your dumb,average teen,and the last one was just fucking stupid.
Anyways,their names were(in order) Jason,Ty and Sky.
They were walking in the woods,doing nothing because,well,they have no brains.Then suddenly,an AWESOME dark furred cat came out of nowhere and attacked them.She used her claws and gauged Deadlox's eyes out,then sliced him into crowfood.
Then she grabbed Jason's helmet and jetpack,and punched him into space.Then she used a telescope to watch him in space as he slowly and painfully ran out of oxygen and died :)
Oh,and what about Sky you may ask?
That was pretty easy.I took away all of his precious gold,threw him into a pit of squids and watched them rip him apart.Heh,I guess the training I gave the squids finally paid off!
How did he get killed,you ask?
Well,I do my research.I checked Sky's videos.He said that Squids are invincible to ANYTHING thats not 'Budder'.
So with every Squid that you 'kill' with a Wooden,Stone,Iron or Diamond sword.....Just respawns somewhere around the Minecraft world,so it could torture you all over again :)
But then again,Squids never stop spawning in general!SO YOUR ALL FUCKED >:D
This is the end of the story,mind as well be funny.....
Ok so blah blah blah suddenly I realized they could all just RESPAWN!
Haha,The end.
____________________________________________________
Did you like my story?It was hilarious!
No?You didnt like it?
Lock your doors and windows or expect me in your closet tonight.
I bet the Squids and Sheep will like it.They're great friends,you guys just dont understand!
Darkclaw:THEY'RE EVIL!DONT LISTEN TO HER,GUYS!
STFU,DARKCLAW,WHO TOLD YOU TO TALK?!
Darkclaw:pls help meh....
Ok everyone,go fuck yourself and leave me alone.
