Aries: You are bursting with energy! Now please calm your tits for once! You can't solve everything with violence, although I would love to see you try.
Taurus: You are always seeking the best things in life. Don't bother, you won't get them. Yes, of course it's your fault. Also you're fat.
Gemini: You are obnoxious, tactless, and two-faced! I like you! Now go out and play some people against one another.
Cancer: You care a lot about your friends. Remember that time they said that hurtful thing? Now suffer in silence and repressed thoughts of revenge.
Leo: Not everyone is as interested in you as you think they are. That last joke you made was not funny. I wonder why you have friends.
Virgo: You have so many wonderful things to show the world. If you sat down and got shit done for once. Get your lazy ass off the couch and contribute to society already.
Libra: You are a perfectionist, but please, for the love of everything, decide already! Also you are never sure if people really like you. They don't know either.
Scorpio: You think keeping to yourself and observing will make you look mysterious. There is nothing secret going on in your head. Trust me, I read your diary.
Sagittarius: Ever woken up and felt like you can take on the world? Stop that! You will hurt yourself. It is also embarrassing to watch.
Capricorn: You can do anything if you try hard enough! Pity, you are already at your limit. Why are you so useless? Can't even talk to people properly.
Aquarius: You are a very special and unique person! Just like everyone else. You also have a lot of ideas that nobody cares about. Please, shut up.
Pisces: You live your life relying on others. You are weak! What is that? An opinion? Oh no, it's gone! Now go pretend you don't care.
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Zodiac Signs
Randomhi i see a lot of people making these so why not make one myself these are all taken from tumblr
