I was a new person at a new school. I wasn't prepared for any of this. When I walked in the school I saw this boy. He was hot. So hot I melted then died. Then I went back to life. I walked up to him and said these words. "Spank my pasty white cardboard child booty." This was it.... The moment I would find my true love. He slapped my cardboard booty so hard I flew into another school and started university there. I never saw him again
