T'was a sunny day. A sunny day indeed. The sun was shining and it was warm and bright like the sun usually is. Oh yeah, and it was pretty sunny out, fairly mild with little to no clouds or wind, on that sunny day.
Snow frolicked about, smiling and skipping along the sidewalk, deciding to go to the park and play. While all the others remained home like the losers they are. Upon arriving at the nearest park to the loser residence, Snow saw that there were many children playing, screaming, laughing, screaming, spreading their germs, screaming, probably giving each other Ebola because no one knows how to vaccinate, screaming, and being joyful.
"I should totally play with some kids!" Snow decided as he approached a small group of kids between the ages of 5-9. "Whacha doin?" Snow inquired with genuine curiosity as he saw only the face of a small child poking out of the sand.
"Burying a bitch." One kid spoke up with a grin.
"Oh." Snow replied, his bright smile now faded. "K." He backed off deciding those kids were bad news, not the kind mother would want him to hang out with. "I feel like those kids would get me addicted to crack one day."
He then found a little girl sitting all by herself, she was drawing with chalk on the sidewalk. As he got closer his face lit up with joy.
"MEGAN." He shouted.
Her head shot up, and she frantically looked around. "WHAT. THE. FACK." She said. "Oh ayeeeee fam!"
Snow ran up to her and hugged her. "Hey snow! Totally lit seeing you here."
"I've missed you!!!!!!" Snow screamed. "I'm so alone. We should get ice cream."
Megan nodded and dusted the chalk off of her, chucking a piece of it at some kids who were "pole dancing" on the monkey bars. This is a lovely park and these kids are rays of sunshine who will do wonderful things when they inherit the world! Such hope for humanity!
*rocks back and forth crying*
So as our white haired boi and his under aged friend strolled along, they got weird looks from middle aged house wives.
"Is this gentlemen your father, sweetheart?" One especially nosey bitch face asked.
"Nah." Megan replied with a shrug.
The lady looked confussled because Snow has a baby face so she couldn't tell if he was old enough or not. "How old are you, sir?"
"Uhhh..... let's see, oh yeah! I'm 39."
Megan then grabbed Snow's hand and smiled up at the lady. "Age is just a number!"
The lady made a face of disgust and they walked away. "MAUAHHHSAHAH! That was funny!" Megan laughed.
"The salt is real," Snow added. "She couldn't handle it."
They walked around a little longer, and after their ice cream was gone Snow had an idea. "Hey, what do ya say we go back to my place and......"
"Pillow forts and Mario Cart?"
"You read my mind."
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