Jessica's P.O.V.
QUACK QUACK QUACK
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" I screamed and slammed my hand down on my alarm's snooze button. The time was 6:00 am, August 23rd, Monday. It was the first day of school. I slowly got out of bed, throwing my sheets out of the way, and rubbed my eyes tiredly. Slipping on my puppy slippers, I headed downstairs to get breakfast. "Morning hoe."
"Morning mom."
My mother called me names, but we both knew she meant it jokingly. I went to grab a pancake from the kitchen table when suddenly fire alarm went off. "DONALD YOU LEFT THE FREAKING BACON IN THE PAN!!!"
"THEN DO SOMETHING DUMBASS" my Dad yelled
I grabbed a single pancake that my mom managed to cook correctly, and headed to the bathroom to get ready. My mom and dad had divorced 3 years ago but my dad decided to visit today. Lucky me.
When I reached the bathroom I turned on LOVE YOURSELF by JUSTIN BIEBER while I brushed my teeth. After that, I washed my face and put on my makeup. Whilst doing my eyebrows, I realized I didn't have any. Long story short- I was shaving my armpit when I suddenly dabbed and the shaver shaved off my eyebrows. "FML" I sighed and changed into my school clothes. Taking deep breaths, I prayed for a good day at school and to find a friend. God knows I don't have any.
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Michael's POV
5:00am
I woke up and did my usual routine. Wake up. Brush teeth. Eat. Change. Leave.
This school year I was going to teach advanced U.S. history to all freshmen at PEARBUTT HIGH SCHOOL. "Morning Josephina Manuelia."
"Morning Joshbutt Michael."
Josephina was my hoe of a girlfriend. Shes hot tho.
"Good luck on your first day of school."
"okay."
I grabbed a corndog Jose microwaved and left my house.
Im ready for a new school year.
and a new girlfriend.
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