Hajime: *sitting on the beach after being made fun of because he doesn't have a talent*
...
Me: *Slowly leans in Hajime's ear*
Me: Hey
Me: Hey Hajime
Hajime: ...What...
Me: Are
Me: Are ya salty
Hajime: ...
Me: *softly shakes salt into his hair* Are ya salty, Hajime?
Hajime: What are you doing..?
Me: *pours the whole container* ARE YA SALTY, HAJIME?
Hajime: Please leave
...
Me: *smacks a bag full of salt in his face* A R E Y A S A L T Y H A J I M E
KAMU SEDANG MEMBACA
11037 FUCKBOYS AND COUNTING (FOURTH RANDOMNESS BOOK BIATCH)
AcakWHY HELLO AGAIN, CINNAMON ROLLS. BACK FOR MORE RANDOM, I SEE. WELP, ONCE AGAIN, I WELCOME YOU BACK TO THY LAND OF RANDOM. HOME OF ALL SHIPS, FUCKBOYS, AND RANDOM SHYTE ALIKE. SAY IT WITH ME NOW, THE GATES ARE NOW OPEN
