At school today the craziest thing happened!
It was very crazy and I intend to post it. Even if nobody reads.
Rose got in this CRAZY insult-off with our friend, Lady Laquisha, AKA Kim. Kim is her real name. So anyways,
Lady L walked in this fab black dress with a gold belt and gold embroidery at the end and she had on gold flats and what not. "Hey guys! Jelly of my little ensemble?" she asks and I'm like "hell yeah!" but Rose says "I've seen better". Then Lady is like "Well, that's probably because your idea of fashion is anything that's on sale at a hardware store!" And everyone that heard and I are like OOOOOOOOOOH! (regular show style). "I think you need glasses, Lady, because I'm pretty sure Macys is nowhere near our city dump!" Rose says. And then Lady is like " Who said anything about the city dump?" And our friend, Penny, who is a total PFUDOR, is like "she got you there!" and Rose says " why don't you and your cheap stick on braces sit down, Penny!". Then Lady says "she may have braces, but her teeth still look much better than yours!"
R: hah, no, my teeth are great.
L: yeah, if you're an ogre
R: excuse me?
L: you heard me, Shrek!
R: oh heck to the no!
L: oh heck to the yes!
Rose: you're so full of sh*t sometimes, your outfit isn't that great.
Lady: I'm sure you could make such a better dress (sarcasm)
Rose: yes I can! I'm an artist! You've seen my designs!
Lady: just because nobody understands you doesn't make you an artist.
Rose: you think you're so much better than me.
Lady: well yeah, at so many things,
A and b student...
I'm much prettier (and almost every boy hollered in agreement)
I'm taller
I'm smarter
I don't sleep all the time (like seriously, it's like rose doesn't have a bed!)
Rose: you may say that you're so pretty and all the boys like you, but remember that low prices attract lots of customers
Lady: you may say that you're so original but remember that we know what memes are too.
Rose: whatever
Lady: is that the best you could come up with? Whatever?
Rose: you hear that? It's the sound of nobody caring
Penny: I care!
Rose: sit down!
Penny: -sits-
Lady: can you do me a favor?
Rose: depends
Lady: take your ears and pull hard and you just might get your head out of your @$$!
Rose: EXCUSE ME?
Lady: YOURE EXCUSED!
Ms. Mellow (substitute teacher for English): what is going on here?
And everyone scrammed to their seats except Rose and Lady.
And then annoying Tattletale Meghan Beecher stood up.
Meghan: ROSE AND KIM WERE INSULTING EACH OTHER AND YES THEY SWORE SO THEY SHOULD PROBABLY GET DETENTION
Lady: and you wonder why you got no friends
Meghan: MS MELLOW!
Ms. Mellow: Explain yourselves.
Lady: I would love to but it seems Big Mouth Beecher has spilled it all.
Ms. Mellow: okay, but why were you fighting?
Rose: she's angry because I don't like her outfit
Ms. Mellow: -eyes rose- are you on drugs?
Rose: what?
Ms. M: she looks awesome!
Rose: but it's just my opinion!
Ms. M: your opinion stinks!
Rose: but!
Ms. M: no buts! apologize to this fabulous girl right now!
Rose: fine...
Lady: I'm waiting
Rose: I'm sorry
Lady: good
Rose: that you've no sense of fashion!
Lady: -gets up and slaps rose-
Ms. M; you go girl!
Rose: Dafuq?!
Ms. M: detention for swearing!
Rose: DAF-
"Ms. M: for the next two days!
Rose: ugh
Ms. M: three!
Rose: -no comment-
Ms M: four!
Me (violet): ms. Mellow!
Ms. M: a weeks detention for rose
Lady: I love this lady!
Ms. M: a month!
Everyone: -no comment-
Ms. M: wonderful, now can everyone turn to page 146?
And we had an awesome English class. End of story.
