The Cop and the Donut

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A/N from A--- We welcome a new co-owner, W!!! This is her first ever story to share on the web so please enjoy whatever insanity she is about to compose... LOL but she's pretty funny so give her a shot here! I have no idea what she'll be writing about (Though probably donuts and unicorns) so this'll be a surprise to all. Here she is. ~A


A/N (W)Hello to everyone whom is reading this. Hope you enjoy this short story! My first time writing, so beware...   ^W

     Once there was a cop. He started to get very hungry. The cop was craving something sweet, so he went outside to clear his mind of the hunger, as it was only 9:00 am.He goes outside and walks the block once, and before he could finish his second, he saw a beautiful sight.'Is...is that what i think it is?' he thinks to himself. There it is, in plain daylight. A DONUT! At this point he thought he was hallucinating, but he was not. He gathers supplies, and does the unthinkable........

     HE KIDNAPPED THE DONUT IN A DARK ALLEY AFTER HE LURED IT IN WITH RAINBOW SPRINKLES GALORE-and so he takes it back to the police station to give some of it to his other coworkers. They exclaim, "TIMMY, THIS IS NOT RIGHT-THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF OUR JOB-WE SAVE PEOPLE WE DO NOT KIDNAP THEM-YOU'RE FIRED FOR BEING IRRESPONSIBLE AND NOT FOLLOWING THE CODE FOR COPS HANDBOOK"And Timmy was very shocked by this.He followed that handbook very well.And so, after a long day, Timmy goes home and eats the donut that he kidnaps for comfort.

     The donut exclaims, "PLEASE DON'T EAT ME I HAVE THREE KIFDSGHABLURGHHHHH"The Timster has already devoured him.The donut lives on in his body.

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A/N Hope you all enjoyed this colorful story.And don't forget, kids, eat sprankles erryday.THANK YOU

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