'Don't pee your pants, let your groin release beautiful fluids to which your body relaxes'
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'Fuck you'
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'If you die trying something new at least you died different than you were yesterday'
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'My pallet is spiffy your food just tastes like shit'
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'Motherfucker that best only be a pot from the kitchen'
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'Braces felt like they ripped my soul out, but no pain no gain an I right? I mean, am I right?...Fuck you.'
XD
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'Yes ma'am, oh you take offense because you're male? SOMETHING WRONG WITH A VAGINA THEN??'
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'Oh god mom! You're pregnant? Whose the father?!'
True story.
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'Im a go-getta'
actually that was lil wayne,
But he's not as accountable
As yours truly <3
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'Eh.'
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'We wake eternally and death..will be no more. Death with die'
(Shit got real)
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'Mmk shove a tampon up your nose and get over it'
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