Alternate story of Jeff the Killer
By: Liuwoods23
I was a normal boy, but I'm not sure why but I... I'm.... Different...
Chapter one: Help me I'm psycho
"Dad's new Job is gonna make us a lot of money, that's why we're moving" Liu told me on the car ride to the new house we were to live in "I said it would make good money, it won't get us dinner with the president Liu" my dad said, and my mother laughed slightly. when we got there I found something in the closet of my new room, it was a butcher knife... I looked at it, it... it had.. my name on it.... 'Jeff'... I was stunned, then my brother Liu walked in "something wrong Jeff?" He asked, I looked over at him and quickly got up, "no, nothing!" I yelled then looked back to where the knife was, but it... it was gone... was it ever even really there? I didn't know, Liu shook his head "its time for Dinner Jeff" he told me. I nodded and followed him downstairs, mom had made some kind of casserole, it smelled like ass... I think it was tuna, or chicken with Parmesan cheese and like.. ketchup? gross... I obviously didn't eat much, mom sucked at cooking.. but I couldn't get the thought of that knife out of my mind... was I crazy? It was very possible as I now know...
Chapter two: Good morning and Goodbye
Liu and I walked to the bus stop for our first day of school here, when we got there some kids grabbed Liu and took his wallet, I punched one of them and threw the other to the ground, one who appeared to be the leader looked at me, "Give it back!" I yelled as the one I had punched handed the leader Liu's wallet, "make me" the leader said, I smiled, I didn't know why, but I found this guy's threat funny, "Don't mind if I do!" I said and laughed maniacally and as If by instinct, reached into my pocket and pulled out...... The Knife....
Chapter three: Good riddance and Have fun in Hell, please send me a postcard
The leader's eyes grew wide, I had no idea where the knife had come from.. but I looked down at it, smiled then rushed at the one I had punched and stabbed him in the stomach, I twisted the knife a bit, then... I did one of the most disgusting things I think I've ever done: I pulled the knife down... to the end of his body... then quickly pulled it back up... slicing him in half.... I grabbed the one I had thrown down and stabbed him in the Eye... and the leader.... I walked towards him... he freaked out and threw the wallet at me, but I killed him anyway... I slit his throat, "Good riddance" I said and looked back at Liu. He was stunned....
Chapter four: You make me, I'll break me...
Liu and I decided not to speak about this, after I regained my sanity of course... we got home, but 6 minutes after we arrived, the cops showed up, they started to ask questions but... Again... I lost it... I ran to the bathroom.... I... I cut a smile into my face... I then thought to myself: 'I need to see this new smile... forever... and ever...' I picked up a lighter and... I burned my eyelids out..
Chapter five: A beautiful new Face..
It just wasn't perfect... I could always see it, and it was a great smile... but it wasn't complete.. not yet.... I grabbed some of my dad's shoe polish.. and poured it over my hair.. I made sure it was permanent.. but it wasn't enough... I bleached my skin... and burnt the bleach on... then... only then, was it perfect... I walked Downstairs, to show everybody my new face! I had to know what they thought... if I had known ahead of time.. I wouldn't have shown it..
Chapter six: Don't I look great!
I looked around at all their stunned faces.. none of them liked it... why not? I thought it was perfect... mom screamed, Liu backed himself into a corner, dad fainted... dad was such a pussy, I should've known.. the cops pulled out their guns... on instinct I pulled my knife out again... I murdered the cops, easily I might add... they were simple... I shoved my knife into dad's chest.. he was gone as well... I got up and sliced mom's neck... and finally... Liu.... Oh, Liu... poor little Liu... I punched him in the jaw... cracking it... I stabbed him in the side.. then snapped his leg... he fell to the floor screaming in pain... and I told him: "shhh... Just Go To Sleep..." And murdered him in cold blood.. how you ask? I'll never tell... that's my little secret... And by reading this... I've gained your location.... heheh... Now... Go To Sleep.... and maybe I'll tell you... rest for now.... I'll be with you soon, don't worry....
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