*I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THEESE !!! * there is lots of sarcasm in here enjoy!!
- "hi ,can i help you?"
"no i just waited in line for 15 minutes to say hi "
- *fire alarm* "ok class single file please"
me: BITCH MOVE IM ABOUT TO DIE!!
-I like finding money in my cloths ,its like getting a gift from me ..to me
-how i end a class presintation "so..um...yea"
-mirror "oh you look cute today"
camera "um no"
-"my memory is so bad"
"how bad is it?"
"how bad is what?"
-i love my relationship with my bed
no commitment
we just sleep together every night
-i hate when i meow at cats and they dont meow back
-i love my six pack so much that i protect it with a layer of fat
-alarm clock: cuz every morning should begin with a heart attack
- *3 am phone call*
"hey are you asleep?"
"no im skydiving"
- dear teacher will you stop looking at my paper while im answering your test
sincerily , it feels akward
- right before i die im gonna say "i left a million dollars in the..."
-mom dad dont worry every one failed that test
-reamber if we get cought , your deaf and i dont speak english
- mom:can i see your tumbler?
me:what tumbler?!?
throws laptop out window,runs to airport , moves to mexico and changes name to papito
-that amazing moment when you drop your phone, and the headphones save its life
- best friends: you laugh , i laugh ,you cry , i cry ,you fall, i laugh and then fall from laughing so hard
- i dont hate you ..its just my attitude has some major issues with your personality
- "hey reamber that time" *mom walks in *
"never mind , ill tell you later"
- dear math , i liked you alot better before you and the alphabet hooked up sincerly ,student
- "FBI open the door"
"no , its cooler when you break it down"
-i dont care what your gender is , im calling you dude
-procrastination? no i just wait till last minute to do my homework cause i will be older
therefore wiser
- i dont care how old you are , if you dont respect me i aint respecting you
-when i lose "who cares , its only a game"
when i win"haha loser in your face!"
-"you break it you buy it " hell no , you break it you leave it there and walk away slowly and akwardly
-"clean your room, family is coming over"
"im sorry i didnt realise the gathering was being held in my room"
-me:sneezes
class:silence
populer person:sneezes
class: GOOD BLESS YOU,LORD JESUS PROTECT YOU FROM THAT SNEEZ . AMEM!!
-I wonder how police on bikes arrest people
"your under arrest , get in the basket"
-i dont care how old i am, if i lose my mom in a supermarket i will panic
-if you watch the titanic backwards its like a magical boat that saves people
-mom: are you talking back to me!?!
me: well yea, its kinda how communitation works.."
-that moment you walk in a spider web you automatically turn into a karate chopping ninja
-*missed call*
*calls back*
*no answer*
"what did you die in 3 seconds?"
-if people could read my mind , i would probably get punched in the face.. a lot
- *rubs eyes*
reambers im wearing make up
*screams*
-if people in horror movies listened to me they would still be alive
-turtle:nothing is slower then me
snail: are you sure?Internet explorer BITCH PLEASE!
-im so talented i can listen to music and ignor you at the same time
-pressing the elevator button more then once thinking it will go faster
-that awesome moment when your telling a lie and you friend notices and joined in
-when something exciting happens i randomly just slap the person next to me
-that dumb moment when you walk in a room and you don't reamber why
-to be honest i really don't care
i lose friends, i make friends and make enemies everyday
regardless im still going to be me
