"Hay Bitch you know what day it is today!?" Pippy yelled in my ear as soon as she saw me.
"Ahhh ... Saint Patrick's day?" I smiled at her widely.
"What? You mean you don't remember?" She said looking really sad.
"Umm remember what exactly?" I asked her.
"Umm no nothing... ahh just forget it... umm i'll see you later than i guess bye" She said and walked away I smiled my plan was working to the perfection, today was mine and pippy anniversary we celebrate it every year since we became best-friends, and man did I make her believe I had forgotten I should be an actress, I can convince everyone with my act, I'm so good. I know she went talking inbetween her teeth about how shitty of a friend I am to her. Than I heard the bell ring and I ran to class it sucked that my locker was so far out of the way from my first class.
"Mila! you did remeber!" Pippy ran to me and tackeled me to the floor.
"Pippy aww...get. off. me. I. Can't breathe" i tried shoving her away.
"I love you, man...Mila?" I was choking I couldn't breath right I was tryng to suck in air but my lungs where being squshed.
"Mila? shit I suck as a friend I was killing you! ohh my god! I'm so sorry!" she squeaked in my ear as she hugged me when she got off of me. I was trying to catch my breath by apparently becoming deaf. I had programed a little music box inside her locker so when she opened it the song 'I can't feel my face' by the weeknd. That song her secret admirer dedicated it to her on valentines day.
"Shit Pippy god of course I remember damn" I told her a little out of breathe still. Felt like when I tried out for track, thinking I could go to the Olympics. Yeah that didn't happen, I just don't run.
"Ohh I was almost going to cry your such a bitch sometimes" she told me and slapped my arm.
"Oww stop hurting me" I whined.
"I was going to tell you. Sleepover at my house mom's not going to be there and today is friday so there is a party at Miles house!" she squeaked again in my ear.
"Wait, isn't Miles you crush?"
"Hell yes he is and he's having a party and there will be a lot of booze" she said. The bell rung again indicating that I was now late.
"Pippy will talk about it at lunch alright!" I told her and started runing to my class again.
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"Wait Pippy I want to drink too!" I whined at her I almost stompped my foot. We were currently driving to Mile's house. She was such a stalker she knew where the house was already and she told he had never come before.
"No your going to drive my drunk ass back to my house and your going to be there when I'm crying out my guts because Miles doesn't know I like him so much. And he's my friend!"
"I don't know drunk Pippy stinks and I need to be drunk to be able to handle that side of you. I'm not ready to face that sober"
"Fine you'll drink at my house ok, but until than" She said as soon as she pulled over as close as she could get to the already full house.
"Sure" I said as I slammed the car door. We walked inside it smelled like a teenage party which is what it was. Alchol, sweat, and horney teenagers along with some other nasty things I felt the warm welcoming of drunk night.
"Mila! look I found Miles!" she yelled in my ear because the music was to loud for us to be able to talk normally.
"Umm well go get'em tiger! I'll go look for something none alcoholic" She nodded and went toward her crush they were really good friends aperently and once she even started ditching me for him.
"Great" I looked around there was only cheep vodka and beer. hmmm should I drink fountan water or beer?
"Whats the matter? You lost?" I turned around to face that damn sexy voice and...Shit he was not sexy at all. Well shit.
"Ahh do I know you?" I asked him and raised my eyebrow.
"Umm I dont know do you?" He asked. Fucking nerd I rolled my eyes.
"I'm not a nerd" he said.
"Shit did I say that outloud?" He nodded and turned around well I got rid of him. Guess that deserves a nice drink of beer or vodka? I held both in my hand when suddently the beer was snatched out of my hand.
"Thanks sweetheart" I looked at the guy who had stolen my beer.
"You give it back Koldo!" I told him he smirked and chugged it and left guess he made that dicision for me I shrugged and drank the vodka in my hand and grabbed a beer what happen if I drank both? nothing right...
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"Pippy! I'm ok!" I was looking for my friend I stumbled around the house and crashed into many people. I was drunk way to drunk did I have three beers of four vodka or both I can't remeber.
"Pippy! God where are you!" I kept looking for her. I should cheek outside maybe she left already? I walked down the pathway to the car I think or was it the other way around where am I? I looked around aperently lost, then I saw a bright little light I followed it am I dead?
"Mila is that you?" I heard. I sucked in air was that my gurdian angel?
"Gurdian is that you?" I asked.
"What the fuck" It laughed. It was laughing at me man he was cool and I have to say he had one sexy ass voice. Wait should I be hitting on my angel? Isn't that forbidin or something?
"Wow gurdian you said fuck" I giggled.
"How drunk are you?" It asked.
"Well I guess, really drunk I seemed to have died and don't feel shit ohh shit I said shit in front of you am I going to heaven?"
"Ahh no I'm the devil" he said.
"You one sexy devil you" I smiled widely and poked his chest.
"You are one bad girl" he said.
"Yes I am" I snorted sounded not so sexy I bet. I saw somke comeing out of his mouth.
"Wow you breath fire! how cool is that!" I got closer to him couldn't see shit.
"Ahh well ahh I guess yes I can" and he blew smoke in my face smelled strange I smelled that before but I can't recall from where.
"Hi" I smiled at him and chuckled.
"Hi" He smiled back he was trying so hard not to laugh.
"Just let out the laugh you devil you gardian devil angel fire dragon sexy devil youuuu" I smiled sexly. He started laughing so hard he was bent over.
"Are you trying to disapere you devil thing dragon gardian thing" I felt sad.
"What the fuck did you smoke?" he asked.
"You should know your my devil sexy gardian dragon thing" I told him.
"Seriously what did you have?" he asked.
"Umm well vodka I think and beer and maybe something else?" I tried thinking of something else I thinking I played beer pong but not everything was beer.
"Shit well come on I'll take you home" he said
"Are you going to spred your wings and take me to paradise?" I asked him I was imagining paradise with this sexy beast and it was looking good.
"Ohh I can take you to paradise" he said.
"Can you? badass" I smiled and jumped on his back.
"Wait ... What, no stop! get off me!"
"On guard my angel! Getty Up!" I started moving on his back.
"Stop humping my back!" He laughed.
"Never! I like you" I told him and kissed him on the cheek.
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