1. When you were 27 did you have a full head of hair? (To his father after dinner)
2. Your face is so sparkly . (to my sister who wears a lot of makeup)
3. The Chinese people are coming! (My he didn't know what my neighbors looked like (not meant to be offensive))
4. Why are you stirring orange juice? Is it chuncky? (To my sister who was storing her orange juice)
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Quotes of Mikey
HumorThese are just things that my little cousin says when he's over and I finally decided I was going to write them down