I take no credit for any of these, I am just the guy who typed them up.
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I need to ask you something and I want you to be totally honest with me, it might me awkward with
us after this but I have to know how you feel, I have kept this in for a while and it’s about time I was
straight up and just confront you about it. I hope this doesn’t ruin the relationship we already have. I
just need to know and I can’t see any other way to get over this, it just doesn’t seem fair on me if I
don’t get an answer, I want you to tell me truthfully, no matter what it is, I just want your honest
opinion….do you know the muffin man?
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Charmanders are red.
Squirtles are blue.
If you were a pokemon, I'd choose you.
Your smile is stronger than a Hyperbeam.
Like Jesse and James, we'd make the perfect team.
I'll stay by your side like Pikachu and Ash,
And I'll love you more than a level 80 Rapidash.
You're more legendary than a Zapdos, Entei or Mew,
But out of all 649, I choose you.
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I hate driving you to college, it's so far. You should have taken my advice and gone to Hogwarts for a year and gotten your flying license. Then you could use a broomstick to get to college... Filthy mudblood.
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Guess what?
OMG! A pink hippo fell out of the sky and landed on a blue trampoline and then bounced into the ocean and now, there are fish in your back yard.
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CLEAN YOUR ROOM AND MAYBE THEN YOU CAN GO TO THE MOVIES.
No need to raise your text. Inside fonts please.
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WHAT IS MY MISSION?
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Good night, don't let the demons drag you into hell and devour your soul.
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I'm standing on my front lawn with my underwear down waiting for Google Earth to come by and take my picture.
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What's the first thing you'd do if you were invisible for a day?
I would probably fly to Paris, find a street-performing mime, and beat him to death... The applause he would get would be astounding.
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K.
K? K what? The letter before L, the letter after J? Did you know that in JK, K stands for "Kidding"? Or K as in Potassium? Do you need some Special K in breakfast? K, as in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks has a K in it.
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Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
I dug my way up from Hell.
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I hope you enjoyed them. Feel free to tell everyone some more in the comments below vvv
