Oooooo"OK so I know this sounds sooo unrealistic but Niall Horan, and yes the freaking Niall Horan is in front of me so I run up to him and kiss him. Yup his scent spelt like nandos AND sexy unicorns YUM!"
Uh how bout no. I through my IPad down very softly on a soft bed. and bitterly flipped out like who in their right mind writes this stuff. Oh oops I havnt introduced my self, well I'm Adrianna Lopez an I'm 18 and the world's biggest loser nerd. I have thick glasses and braces I mean I am pretty if I do say so myself but I'm not THE prettiest. I have acne, glasses, braces but my flaws complete me and I like them I do consider myself a nerd. Well that's because I am one. But I am a huge directioner.
Back to my rant
I'm on freaking Wattpad looking through all these pathetic fan fics. Cause seriously how would this actually happen. Like I think 8 year olds write these. As I continued reading it got worse.
"He kissed back gingerly..." WTF "He grabbed my Apple butt and squeezed it..." And they are in the middle of Starbucks really dry sex in a coffee shop. "His teeth pulled on my bottom lip BEGGING for entrance..." Ok I am now offended for this boy like seriously who wrote this. As I looked for the author it was MY FLIPPING SISTER!!!! "Alice DeAnne Lopez get your arse over here" She came trotting down the hall. "yes?" She hissed. Well ok then. "You wrote this" I slimed. She nodded sheepishly oh yah point one for Adrian. That's muah nickname. HEHE.
"ok leave now" I hissed. She shrugged and walked away as I continued reading.
"I teased and didn't let him in. He picked me up and brought me to his limo. Never breaking the kiss. 'Home' he sleethed. He rolled up the glass type thing separating him from the driver. He motioned me to get up. which I did. He slid off his shirt then went for mine. It was blissful yet hungry." Ok I'm done with these things they call 'good' reading.
I decided to check Twitter. And with that I tweeted "I feel bad for all the disrespect celebrities get in these fanfics. #disrespect." Then I added the website address. After I started stalking Zayns page when a certain tweet stood out *2 min ago* "I agree with @Adrianna_Lopez13..." holy cheese cake that's me "celebrities need respect even if u think we are just false and fake managements puppets we are real people with decency and dignity. thank you Adrianna #adriannarespect" NO WORDS.
Hold the BEEP up Zayn just tweeted me OK play it cool.
then I burst out is song
'I've tried playing it cool but when I'm looking at you I can't ever be brave cause you make me heart race
shot me outta the sky
your MY kryptonite '
'shut up' Alice screamed banging on the wall.
WELL THAN
