Dad: Hey
Me: What up
Dad: Which Hetalia character is your husband?
Me: Wut...
Dad: Yeah, tell me. Who do you like?
Me: *in my thoughts* fuck he found out, howwwww.
dAD: Is it England?
Me: Lol no. *thoughts* Yes
Dad: Is it Spain
Me: NOOOO *thoughts* THAT IS ALEXA'S HUSBAND
Dad: France?
Me: *laughing*