Title: Pick-up lines, Retorts, and Comments PreviewPairings: None (All characters involved)
Disclaimer: These pick-up lines and retorst don't belong to me. I found them on fanfiction.net on author's profile so whoever owns these has his/her claim.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Female: Hiding from you.
Comments from Mayred's gang:
Mary: Hahahahaha! Lolz!
Kiara: Poor guy.
Mayred: Kk -_-
Charise: OMG! Burn!
Zceska: Bam!
Razzelle: Ahahahaha! Take that guy!
Christine: Hah! Now, that's a retort!
Mylah: Ahahaha, that must have hurt for the guy...
Kim: That's what he gets! Lol!
Karen: Hey, Kim! Let's use that answer sometime!
Maan: Ok. Ahahaha!
Lindy: Oi! Karen, lemme join!
Comments from Derick's gang:
Aaron: Well, there goes that pick-up line.
Side comment from Karen: Hah!
Earl: Aww! Now we can't use that on the ladies anymore.
Side comment from Kim: Too bad! So sad!
Gaby: Christine! I thought you liked my pick-up lines!
Rene: Hmmph! Those pick-up lines were cheesy anyway.
Jose: Yey.
Grant: Well, well, females sure have gotten smarter for pick-up lines.
Derick: (comment for Grant) As if they were even dumb to begin with.
Zian: That's a shame, now I can't say any pick-up lines to Zceska!
Mike: Ok.
Jude: Ok.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Female: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
Comments from Mayred's gang:
Mary: Oh, that's so in!
Kiara: Poor guy... again.
Mayred: Kk.... again.
Charise: Oi, gal, let's use that on Derick!
Zceska: Let's switch this. Zian tell this to that fan-girl of yours that's been using this pick-up line.
Razzelle: Now I know what to say to the fanboys!
Christine: Genius!
Mylah: I'll be leaving now.
Kim: Hah! Take that Earl!
Karen: Definitely gonna use on the fanboys!
Maan: Great.
Lindy: Ahahaha! Lolz!
Comments from Derick's gang:
Aaron: And again, there goes another pick-up line.
Mike: Sad face.
Earl: Shut up, Kim!
Gaby: Well, I'll have to agree with Christine, it's genius!
Rene: Whose side are you on, Gaby?!
Jose: Yey... again.
Grant: Better than the last.
Derick: Better than you no doubt.
Side comment from Grant: You wanna start something?!
Zian: Well, another pick-up line that I can't say to Zceska.
Jude: I love wolves now. ^_^
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Parody!
HumorA series of one-shots featuring Mayred, Grant, Derick, Charise, Mary, Razzelle, Zian, Zceska, Christine, Mylah, Lindy, Karen, Kim, Zian, Mike, Aaron, Earl, Jose, Rene, Kiara, Jude, Maan and Gaby in pairings.
