Okay,so,one question that everybody asks themselves is "Am I a unicorn?" Well I have traveled all of the galaxy's, rode all of the rainbow,s and farted out all of the glitter so you can figure out if you are one.By the way my name is Bubble Blue Berry.
The first question is: Do you like cupcakes?
If you didn't know all ready,but cupcakes make unicorns so happy that they fall off their rainbow.And that never happens.
Don't like cupcakes 15%.
I you chose yes then well you like cupcakes...that doesn't mean anything yet.50%
Question two: What's your favorite color?
If you picked red then sorry but you ain't no unicorn.0%
If you picked orange then you can't be a unicorn you have to be an orange.0%
If you picked yellow then what are you doing here you should be in the stables getting a saddle pried off your back.10%
If you picked green then their is a pretty good chance you might be one.Like 75%.
If you picked blue then you aren't a unicorn but a Narwhal...almost as good.40%
If you picked purple then you have a 89% chance.I mean purple is the color of cupcake frosting.
If you picked pink then no questions asked you are a unicorn 100%
So keep your percentages and by the end of the chapter add them up. If you get 95% or higher you are a unicorn. Lower hunny you need to find another creature to be because obliviously you aren't cool enough.
Question three: What does your room look like?
Rooms always depend on your personality and traits I mean a organized unicorn the better.Right?
If your room is messy you have a 20%.I mean come on is it that hard to get up off your hooves and clean?
If your room is clean then you have a 50% of being a unicorn.Don't get me wrong being clean is great,but that is not the full answer.
If your room is small then 30%.Where will you be able to hide your cupcakes and your unicorn poop?
If your room is large then you have a 40%. I mean if it's too big then your parents can see your unicorn poop.
Helpful fact: When you try to hide your poop then you should know that some times if it's severe then it tends to glow.
Question number 5: What kind of clothes do you wear?
If you wear boring gray and black clothes then your are not a unicorn 0%.
If you wear all black then there is a slight chance that you might be a unicorn.12%.Hey my cousin wears all black and his name is black berry.I wonder why?
If you wear colorful clothes then you have a 20% chance that you are a unicorn.
And If you wear sparkly pink clothes then you are a 80%.If you are a unicorn then you can never be "too sparkly."
Okay that was the last question.So comment down below your percentage then continue reading.Don't worry it'll get better this was just the beginning.
