Sea-Salt is crazy about sushi

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Sea-Salt: *hugs sushi humming a love song*

X (her bf): *walks past* wut r u doin?

Sea-Salt: I'm sorry X, I'm breaking up wit u!

X: wut?! Why!? *jaw drops*

Sea-Salt: well quite frankly this sushi treats me like a lady!

X: wut?!! Wut do u mean?! I bought u dat sushi, u r joking right?...

Sea-Salt: I AM NOT JOKiNg!!! *clenches sushi closer* they r mah babies now! They treat me better than u could ever!

X: wut r you saying?!! They can't even talk!

Sea-Salt: so u aren't wit Jemma?!

X: who the hay is Jemma?!!

Sea-Salt: ok were together again.

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