Zodiacs as random quotes i found on the internet.

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Aries:
I'd take a nerf bullet for you

Taurus:
If we're meant not to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

Gemini:
Why be moody? When you can shake dat booty.

Cancer:
Life is short, Smile while you still have teeth.

Leo:
Sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud?

Virgo:
What's stopping you?

Libra:
Well aren't you a little ray of pitch black?

Scorpio:
I'm great in Bed.



I can sleep for days.

Sagittarius:
In my defence, I was left unsupervised.

Capricorn:
I am not insulting you, I'm describing you.

Aquarius:
Don't hate, appreciate. 

Pisces: 
One kind word can change a persons perspective.

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