Well well well, what do I have hear? A bunch of people who have time to blow on there phones who actually want to read, bleh. Why can't you guys be off killing and robbing like good kids, when I was young my parents never wanted me on technology! Haha nooo that is the opposite they wanted me being happy, even though those two bloats were drunks and druggies. But its ok! It just takes one bad day to change your whole life, one bad mistake. And you what mistake changed my life? WELL NOR DO I. Hahahaha all of you heard stories of how I got these scares, well well none of them are true! Not the dad slicing my mouth open to make me smile not the make up... No no no buddy hahaha it is my doing. I gave myself this smile, so when I see the people who I kill I wanna laugh just like them. I just wanna spread love and laughter, why can't anyone appreciate the clown. Hm makes me sad, but oh well if you won't smile I'll make you of you like it or not.*grins* you see none of you knew of why I can never be serious! Its hard being the prince of crimes, so I just make my job fun. I don't wanna hurt people, well maybe a Lil, I just want to make them laugh!
You see I've been to a lot of fun places, like black gate and arkahm. But I think my favorite is arkahm, why? Cause my best friend bats comes and visits all the time! What else could I say. He's like a big brother to me*grins* he is just like me! As I said before, one bad day and your whole life changes. Its just that the bat didn't choose the right side. But oh well, arkahm has a lot of other fun people to! I think my other favorite person is Mr.Strange, he's so smart and crazy! He's more co co than I am! And I'm bat crazy hahahahaha! If only you could see me. I'm just a regular civilian compared to these lunatics, but dear old bats thinks I'm crazy, oh the pain, just because I want to have a bit of diamonds and torture a few of people doesn't mean I'm a bad person! Oh Yea, I forgot explain how I am I'm shackles didn't I? Well this is my story and how I ended up in this hell hole
