S.F.A One Shots

Keres X Kai X Sae X Emo Furry Guy

This close. Keres was this close to releasing his Asian saltiness. God, Do they think this is a game?

"I spy with my little eye... Something beginning with B!!" Sae grinned at the other two boys, prancing up and down. Her fair hair bouncing along, purple eyes gleaming with excitement.

"Hey, hey! Stop that, concentrate on the mission!" Keres was not in the mood. He ran a hand through his chestnut brown hair. Giving an irritated sigh, he turned his attention to their target.

"B? As in, The letter B or the insect Bee?" There it was. Kai's annoying, painful questions started to rattle on. Keres groaned, Why was only squad 1 on this mission? Oh, Right, Squad 0 had a written test today, 15 pages apparently. Squad 3 and 4 had janitor duty today, and Squad 2 were in the middle of another mission, 'Teaching the wrongs and rights" of assassination to middle schoolers. At least Squad 1 didn't have to do that mission, why the hell would middle school kids need to know about assassination anyways?!

"No Kai, She meant the letter B, You have to guess the object she's talking about." Keres rubbed his eyes, yawning and staring at the target.

"But the letter 'B' is not enough to be able to narrow it down to a mere object?" Keres narrowed his eyes, annoyed.
"No, Kai, It has to be an object in this room" There was a slight tone of saltiness in his voice. However, Kai being Kai, He did not get what different tones of voice meant.
"An object in this room? And the word has to begin with B?" The professional assassin looked around, "What about the word 'Boyfriend'? That begins with a B, and I believe there two in this room" Keres face palmed,

"No Kai. There isn't any boyfrien-"

"You're correct Kai!" Sae beamed, patting Kai. "Are you sure this is your first time playing? You're a pro!" Keres cringed,

"I don't see any boyfriends in here!" Keres put his hand over his mouth,
'Shoot, That was loud'
He looked over his shoulder, it looked like their target didn't hear. Good. Sae just giggled,

"Silly, You and Kai are my boyfriends here, duh!" Oh. My God. Keres could see where this was going,

"God, Don't make those decisions yourself!" Sae gave him a sly grin,
"Or what...? I just did." 

He sighed, "You're just as bad as Tsukuro" Sae playfully stuck her tongue out,

"There's a difference between me and him" She leant closer to Keres, licking her pink lips. He could feel her warm breath on his face,
" 'Cause I can actually get the one I want" She smiled, "And I don't have to try so hard" Keres just rolled his eyes, Pushing her away.

"Sure, Cat girl." He gestured behind him, "Just carry on with the mission" Kai tilted his head, "Why don't we just kill him with one shot...? I am skilled enough." He didn't even say 'we'. Wh.

"Because the headmistress to us to gather information about him first"

"Gather information about who?" A dark, dull mysterious voice showered into the Squad's ears, Keres cringed again, slowly turning around. The man was tall, and wearing a fursuit.

'Why this'

Keres gulped, placing a hand on his gun. It was their target. Before he could say something, The emo guy easily picked him up, staring at Keres.

"...You're small." Wow. The emo guy hasn't even seen Keres before, and their greeting is 'You're small'. Keres panicked, kicking the guy in the face. Ouch, poor emo guy, his nose was bleeding now. He let go, holding his nose.

"That was mean" His low, monotone voice droned on, edgy, silver eyes glaring. Keres placed his hand on his gun, prepared to fight. But wait. He was missing something.

"Where the hell is my backup?!" He turned around, glaring at Sae and Kai who were eating popcorn and smiling at Keres. "What are you two doing?!" Sae giggled, climbing onto Kai's lap and purring like the cats she is. Kai just sat sit and continued to eat the popcorn Sae brought with her,

"Sae said I should 'enjoy the show' with her. Apparently 'enjoying the show' with partners is a sign of friendship, and the everyone likes 'enjoying shows' together." God. Keres lost all hope.

"You know what, I give up." He dropped his gun, raising his hands in the air. Emo furry guy gave a menacing grin. Tackling Keres to the ground.
"YoWWWW"

Sae smiled, stroking Kai's hair.
"Getting a bit kinky there, are we?"

The end
I leave what happened next to your imagination HOHOHO MAXINE OUT