Mark Kruger: Do you both mind telling me why I came all this way from America all the way here for this???
Alex: Well we don't know how to fix it and your the only one I know who can!!
Mark: I did not book a trip from Delta Airlines, listening freaking old people music just for this!!!
Neita: I know right! I've been on those airlines! Even worse.. There are so many old people!!!! What the hell?!
Mark: I know!!! Who even booked me that airline?
Neita: *whistles and looks away*
Mark: Should have known... Anyway what do you want me to do?
Alex: The stove.... check the oven....
Mark: What's in the...*opens oven then closes it quickly* What is that!?!?
Alex: Yeah~ We tried cooking a new recipe ....as you can see .... didn't go to good...and I heard from Dylan that you know how to deal with things like this so.....
Neita: So we called you all the way from America to help us!
Mark: *eye twitches* Are you serious? You're kidding me, right?
Neita: What did you just see? Do you think we're kidding?
Mark: .... Do you have a bat ?
Alex: Yah *hands him bat *
Mark: Alright stay back! *opens the stove and tries to hit the blob with the bat* IT ATE THE BAT
Alex: Its out the stove! Kill it!!!!!!!
Neita: *takes out fearless and tries to attack the blob* It's trying to eat Fearless!!! MARK!!!
Mark: Umm, what do we do?!
Neita: We're supposed to ask you that question!!! When the blob let's go of Fearless, I'm gonna use your intestines to make a pie!!!
Mark: *gulps and whispers to Alex* Is she always this scary?
Alex: There's no time for questions like that!!!! Kill it!!!!! It's eating everything!
Mark: What am I supposed to do!!! I don't even know what it is!!!!
Neita: Well, I think it's cookie dough, what was it again Alex? Or maybe it's the, Blob Monster!
Alex : I'm not sure ... what did we put in it again???
Neita: Well, I remember accidentally putting a banana in it, and flour, eggs, chocolate chips, hazelnuts, onions, garlic, cucumber and half eated biscuits, I don't remember the rest.
Mark: What the heck???!!! Is that even food???
Neita: Well I went into the store and they were all there,so yeah,
Mark : *facepalms* What were you going to do with it?
Neita: Send it to you in a plane!
Alex: Its so gross looking....I shouldn't have added those donuts
Mark: DONUTS!!???
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