"Good morning sleepy" my mom said i groaned I just wanted to sleep... "Mom i want to sleep!" i yelled as she yanked my blanket off me. "You have to wake up I don't care what you do I just wanted you to know I'm going to the store." I started to get up and get dressed, I put on some cargo pants and my Ozzy Osbourne T-shirt. I turned on my laptop, and started playing minecraft. I felt something odd, I looked down and I was disapearing! "WTF!" I yelled. My mom had already left too. "Well shit, I'm done" I closed my eyes because i wanted to go in piece. I just sat there for a while, then I opened one eye. "Oh my god!" I said. Everything was made from blocks. I heard a sssssssssssssssssssssss, i knew what it was from playing so much. I didn't want to die in my world, because i didn't know if I would respawn. I got my ass up and ran. "BOOM!" I heard behind me "God damn creeper" I said. I started to punch trees to get some wood, then I made a crafting table. I made a pickaxe, a shovel, and a sword. Then i ventured out to find a cave to put my house by. It took me 5 days and i was really hungry, but finnaly found a nice cave. I started to build my house but i knew not to build a roof just yet and went into the cave to find some coal for torches. When I returned I put up some torches, then the roof. I went looking for some sheep to get wool. I only found one and it gave me 2 wool. I needed one more to make a bed. So i killed some pigs and cows to get food for my second journey. I wondered if any of my mods where on this world. "Holy shit!" i yelled when i saw that my favorite mod, mo creatures, was on it. I saw a turtle and jumped on it. I needed to tame the turtle so I said "Screw you sheep! I gots to find some suga cane bitch!" I went to what looked like a dessert, I remembered from some of my previose worlds that if there is water in a dessert there mostlikely will be sugar cane. I saw my mini map too, so i realized i could set a marker for the turtles location, I did so and went off. I was so happ when i found the sugar cane and ran back to the turtle as fast as I could. "Here you go mista tudlz, thats a good turtle" I said. Then i noticed another block moving in the bushes. Was it another turtle? "YES! Ihave more sugar cane, too, thank god. I tamed the second turtle and named her Madam fuckin tudlz. I held some left over sugar cane and they followed me back to my house. Then I built them a little shack and started a sugar cane farm, so I could grow and breed them. Then I would have an endless suppy of turtles! I loved my turtles so much, but i blended in because my skin was a turtle. I looked down and it said ZOMBEE_ASSISIN_ and Princesspeach007 joined the server. "What the hell thats Evalyn and Clover", I told them my coordinates, and they came rushing over. I told them what had happened and they where confused. They said they just woke up and where in minecraft. "Well then thats weired", I said. I showed them Mista Tudlz and Madam fuckin Tudlz. We praised those turtles and they helped with the sugar cane farm and asked if i needed any help with the mining. Then i realized i still had my wooden tools, I gave Clover the pic, shovel,and the torches, and I gave Evalyn the axe and some bonemeal. I left with my sword to go find some animals to slaughter. By the time I got back they had iron tools and armor, "Wow, what else did you two get?" Clover said she had some butter and a iron set for me. I thanked her and I told them I got some chicken, beef, pork, and a bit of wool. I was really stressed when i only had enough to mke 2 beds and not 3. I told them I would be back, and returned with 1 more wool. I had enough to make myself a bed now. We then went to bed and woke up the next minecraft morning.
